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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:29 pm
by Demondime-a-dozen-spawn
Annoint a new one
(with oil and wine vinegar).
Our Savior Salad.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:40 am
by hearthrall antonicus
Our Savior Salad
a meal at the in laws
The entree disgusts
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:27 pm
by StevieG
The entree disgusts
So much so that rest is
Ignored and wasted
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:07 pm
by Demondime-a-dozen-spawn
Ignored and wasted,
Prefer to be by myself
When I drink alone.
Apologies to George Thorogood and whomever wrote the song.

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:50 am
by hearthrall antonicus
When I drink alone
one bourbon one scotch one beer
all I ever need
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:09 am
by rdhopeca
all I ever need
is a soft and knowing touch
and a loving heart
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:40 am
by StevieG
"And a loving heart"
Not used when referring to
Angus Thermo-pile!
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:17 am
by Savor Dam
Angus Thermo-pile
That mispronunciation
Annoyed him greatly
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:54 pm
by Vader
Annoyed him greatly
That he could not make some more
Haikus that make sense
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:06 pm
by Savor Dam
Haikus that make sense
Are not that uncommon, but
It's not required
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:24 pm
by Vader
It's not required
To jump with a parachute
But it surely helps
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:47 pm
by Demondime-a-dozen-spawn
But it surely helps
When sky diving, to take note
Betwixt up and down.
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:24 pm
by Vader
Betwixt up and down
Sounds like an innuendo
Sammich anyone?
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:34 pm
by rdhopeca
Sammich anyone?
Ah, Shakira on the right,
J.Lo on the left.
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:42 pm
by Vader
J.Lo on the left
Michael Jackson on the right
Wait ... something is wrong
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:33 am
by hearthrall antonicus
Wait....something is wrong
Mister Wright told Mister Wong
Wong replied you're right
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:14 pm
by StevieG
Wong replied you're right
You're right and I'm wrong, here's my
Congratulations
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:32 pm
by Vader
Congratulations
You are chosen the main course
You are what you eat
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:44 pm
by rdhopeca
you are what you eat
and today I am feeling
so kentucky fried
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:34 pm
by Vader
So Kentucky Fried
the chicken so golden brown
A pleasure to eat