Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:25 pm**

Nestle's Quick is sweeter, less demanding, and easier to take in large quantities.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:01 pm**

Out of my mind to have agreed to it in the first place.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:08 pm**

Pest Control called. My housed is being fumagated.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:26 pm**

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy marathon is on VH1

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:27 pm**

Rented "Smallville: Season 1" So, please go to hell.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:38 pm**

Seriously must have been drunk as hell to agree to go out with you....gross.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:41 pm**

Too much hairspray on you...If I'd wanted a jersey girl, I'd have sent out for one!

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:44 pm**

Ugly factor, it's kickin in about your face.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:47 pm**

Variol Son called. He seems like a helluva lot more fun!

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:54 pm**

Wayfriend's way hotter!

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:51 am**

X-ray specs broke, and I need to fly to Guatemala to repair them.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:56 am**

Yodeling Classes.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:13 am**

Zoo emergency - elephant got the Peruvian mudslides and I'm its keeper.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:59 pm**

Angst, a lot of it.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:58 pm**

Bad Case of the "You gross me out"s

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:59 pm**

Carpet burns from my date last night with your father.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:18 pm**

Doctor visit needed as a result of a date last night with your Mom.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:31 pm**

EEEEKKKK!!!! Is that a louse in your eyebrow?

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:40 pm**

Four score of them to be exact.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:42 pm**

Gross!!! Eyebrows teeming with lice....I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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