Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:45 pm**

Kaching.. you husband loves tomatoes.. he loves them so much he dedicates his whole life to worshipping them

I wish I was ... I wish I were .. a pirate sailing among the mer

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:02 am**

You become a pirate, then your ship gets taken over by rival pirates, and you're forced to walk the plank.

I wish I could expand time so that there would be 30 hours in a day.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:26 am**

Wouldnt that be wonderful

Time is expanded to 30hrs a day of total darkness

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:08 am**

Skyweir wrote: Wouldnt that be wonderful

Time is expanded to 30hrs a day of total darkness

Well done, Skyweir, you've thoroughly corrupted my wish, LOL.

But, what's YOUR next wish?

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:36 am**

Oh buggar..

I wish I never got tired ever again

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:55 pm**

Ding!! You never get tired again. Unfortunately, the same is not true for the rest of the world, and nights are loooooonngg and boring and one day you reach the end of the internet.

I wish skin would tighten up after weight loss.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:29 am**

hahahahahaha .. me too

Bazzinga ... your skin tightens after weightloss .. so tight that you cant bend or move or stand ..

relegating you to only a stationary horizontal or vertical options.

I wish I never had to worry about money ever again

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:38 pm**

*POOF*
All currency has been abolished throughout the world.
Now you have to have buy and trade in gold, which you have none.

I wish I could shake off this depression I've been in for the last few months.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:58 am**

Bazinga

Your wish is fulfilled .. gone is your depression and with it all ....

I cant corrupt your wish Chevy .. its a great wish and I cant for the life of me offer in return CORRUPTION. Depression is hard and sucks the life from a soul .. in its place there is hope, future, adventure and love. Love from your family and great friends. Happiness is yours, if you want it .. and contentment

Thread hijacked by the Good Fairy

Now be gone GF

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:25 am**

The Good Fairy is gone,
But is now replaced by the Angry Evil Fairy, a spawn of the Devil himself, and wants to rule the world in total chaos.

I wish I came across a bag full of money.
(This should make the corruption easy for you now, Sky.)

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:45 am**

LOL

Bazingas .. you come across a bag full of money .. it makes you so happy you are afraid it will be stolen so you dig you a big hole, a good 8feet deep and are comforted that it is beyond anyones reach .. including your own.

Sorry Chevy for not corrupting your last ..

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 4:18 pm**

Was sorry for not corrupting my wish, but now has thought of the ultimate come-back. But alas, you are too late to corrupt it.

I wish that I could see that horse of a different color that everyone talks about.

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2018 7:49 pm**

Bazingas ... you see the horse of a different colour .. and after seeing you are struck blind and can see him no more

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 2:58 am**

I've always pictured the horse of a different colour as being plaid, but I'm weird. Also, your wish.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 4:36 am**

oops ..

I wish that I never had to eat

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:26 pm**

FFfffiippPPP!!! You never have to eat again. IN fact, you cannot. Your mouth is sealed. You also can't talk, kiss, brush your teeth, or drink. That pizza smells amazing and all you can taste is morning mouth, 24/7.

I wish I had eyebrows. Or at least ones visible to the human eye without brow liner.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:21 pm**

hahahahahahahaha

Bazingilinga .. you have eyebrows .. really big ones that completely cover your face so you cannot see

I wish I had lots and lots of money

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:15 pm**

ZOOOTTTT!!!! You have lots and lots of money... but currency was abolished worldwide, remember? Good for not much more than lining bird cages, now...

I wish I could afford to go to a pristine tropical beach with sky blue water and swim all day.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:52 am**

kapow .. you are transported to a pristine tropical beach paradise with sky blue water and you swim all day .. and to be honest its kinda hard to corrupt such a wish .. cos yeah nice. And tbh youve hard a bit of a rough trot and if anyone deserves a tropical paradise break, you do.

So you get to swim all day .. but as you didnt specify the length of time youd like to enjoy this divine escape .. it ends at the close of that one day and you are whisked back to your African paradise.

I wish that I could heal animals with the touch of my hand and the love I have for them in my heart

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:48 pm**

ZZOOTTTT!!! You can now heal animals with the touch of your hand and the love in your heart. You are one popular lady. You are so inundated with people wanting you to keep their smelly 30-year old cats drooling for another year that you decide to take a nice vacation to the African savanna. But even here, it seems, your preternatural gift is known. The elephant matriarchs come bugling, alerting rabid hyenas and crocodiles with gingivitis and they all come stampeding. It's one big African dogpile with you at the bottom, smothered under now-healthy tons of mammal.

God I love this game!

I wish I could eat sugar and not pay the consequences!

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