Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:53 pm**

Halatosis. Quit throwin' up in yer mouth, please.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:54 pm**

Impotence

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:58 pm**

Jumpy astronaut girfriend is stalking me...cannot go ANYWHERE.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:17 pm**

Kidnapping attempt got rescheduled to tonight.

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:02 am**

Leaving the planet for an extended stay on the International Space Station.

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:46 pm**

Matrixman egged me on in the tank, gotta battle to fight tonight instead.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:44 am**

Never in a million years - unless you can turn yourself into Orlando Bloom.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:59 am**

OH MY GOD, I totally forgot I hate your guts!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:52 am**

Pigs flying, are they?

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:05 pm**

Quit stalking me you freak!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:11 pm**

Renting dirty movies. Need to be alone.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:11 pm**

Sex fiend! Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers....

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:01 am**

Too late - Orlando Bloom has already claimed me for himself...

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:03 am**

Ungodly smell of your feet.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:07 am**

Very likely doing something else with SOMEONE else...

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:47 pm**

I need to go test something out.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:58 am**

Well, IQ you could test your knowledge of the alphabet first!

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:17 pm**

X marks the spot where hell will start freezing over before I go out with you....

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:46 pm**

Y-chromosomes due in for repairs.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:47 pm**

ZOINKS! I agree to WHAT? That's the last time I drink Tequila.

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