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Who is Waddley Hasselhoff?

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:59 pm
by danlo
A subconcious reaction to Elfgirl's Sawyer sigs that obsess dAN so? Another one of dAN's many alter-egos dealing with his hidden sexual agnst (and all of ours, really, as we quiver at the edge of the grand PRON opening)?
Is she, really, herself as emma is or did dAN make her up too? I'm sure I'm wrong and that her last name has no connection to Hasselhoff, David, at all. And I know emma's for real (I hope). I'm sorry dAN I never meant to implicate you. I wonder what bug girls, Mr Fixit and....would have to say on the matter? hmmmm

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:02 pm
by The Laughing Man
I can think of nothing funnier right now, ever! especially if it's true!

:haha:

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:03 pm
by danlo
(sorry I mispleed his/her name in the poll :oops: )

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:09 pm
by Waddley
I've been struggling with this question all my life.

Please help me.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:11 pm
by danlo
ooo see! they both logged on at the same time! dAN and Waddley, which proves nothing as Tom (who works in the same office as dAN could be logging in as her/him! :P)

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:12 pm
by The Laughing Man
I can do that with up to 6 at a time from the same chair, if I had that many....

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:13 pm
by Esmer
;)

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:16 pm
by danlo
uh oh--there he goes! you've just explained everything--now be nice to dAN today you helped put him in a delicate place earlier-he's reduced to watching reruns of The Dr. Phil Show

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:18 pm
by The Laughing Man
I was laughing my ass off at myself up there, ya know..... ;)

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:18 pm
by dANdeLION
Look, I admit I was NOWgirl, Natalie PortdAN, Princess Buttercup....oh, NOW I see why you think I'm Waddley! :biggrin:

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:20 pm
by danlo
Esmer wrote:I was laughing my ass off at myself up there, ya know.....

_________________

and this is new? :P :wink:

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:20 pm
by Esmer
Esmer's lying....he was laughin at me..... :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:21 pm
by Waddley
I'm confused... have we decided who I am?

If I'm not who I am then can I go hom from work because they don't need someone who isn't who they are? Can I get out of paying my taxes, too?

How will this affect my dating/social life? What if I'm dAN? Will the boys still like me?

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:22 pm
by dANdeLION
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:What if I'm dAN? Will the boys still like me?
Why not? They hit on me all the time as it is!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:22 pm
by danlo
I was going to put the "danlo is an idiot and can't spleed" option up, but it cut me off. **wanders off to the doghouse**

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:22 pm
by aTOMiC
I can say with confidence that dAN is not WH. Unless of course you all thin I am. :-)

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:23 pm
by Waddley
You don't know that, aTOMiC.

How can you know?!?

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:25 pm
by aTOMiC
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:You don't know that, aTIMiC.

How can you know?!?
Because I'm sitting 20 feet from dAN?

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:25 pm
by Fangthane the Render
That's one of the perils of divorce "Oh you've got a splint on your pinky, well I'm a nurse you know... :wink: :wink: :wink: " :twisted:

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:27 pm
by TIC TAC
aTOMiC wrote:
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:You don't know that, aTIMiC.

How can you know?!?
Because I'm sitting 20 feet from dAN?
I'm certain aTOMiC is right...about what he says at least.