1:Take 16 castaways to Antarctica in a wooden ship.
2:Sink it.
3:Leave them one of those old seal-fat burning stoves the early explorers used (the ones that were liable to spit hot seal-fat into your eye), and enough driftwood from their ship to build two rudimentary shelters (one for each tribe) in which to spend the Antarctic winter. (I can't remember which expedition but this did happen.)
4:Time it so that they have just enough time to club enough of the afore-mentioned seals to provide food and fuel for the winter before the sun sets for 4-5 months. This would provide the producers with a great opportunity to paint one or more contestants as "baddies".
5:Reward/Immunity challenges could involve such tasks as manhauling a sledge 60 miles through the Antarctic winter night in order to collect Emperor penguin eggs a la "The Worst Journey In The World". Of course, the contestants would have to find the RIGHT egg
. Rewards could include such items as a very basic wind propellor that would provide some electric light to the shelter (at least until it blew away in a particularly nasty storm).6:When voted out of the tribe, instead of Jeff telling them "The Tribe Has Spoken" the contestant would have to turn to the rest of the tribe and say:
"I am just going outside and may be some time."
And in the biggest Survivor twist of all time: "There was never any million dollars. We were just joshing with you."
Great idea Trapper. That's how you can tell Survivor ain't real: Nobody dies or gets critically injured.
and I can unequivocally tell you that there are only two possibilities for SA2010. 
Either it will be an incredible success, or it will be a monumental ****-up.