Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 1:13 am**

Has anyone here read the Thomas Covenant series? What do you think about it?

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 1:21 am**

Gee, the name sounds familiar, just can't seem to put a half-hand on it though.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 2:23 am**

Well, I tried to read the first book,Lord Fowl's Bin.But put it down after a couple pages-he tries to catch a leaper or something.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 10:32 am**

Nope, I only read westerns.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 4:14 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 4:24 pm**

To quote my personal God and mentor, Bill Lumberg, "Ooh, yeah, um, I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah."

How dare you misjudge my insanity as lowbrow wackiness!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 6:46 pm**

...Karma for calling me paramecium-brain...

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 7:42 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 7:50 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 8:04 pm**

You may have gone too far there, LF.

Better run really really fast.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 8:19 pm**

...Or else I'll catch you and make you wear the pink princess dress!

Ha!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 9:08 pm**

Now that is a serious threat! Better run for your life!!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 9:23 pm**

Indeed it is. Run, run, as fast as you can, for I am coming to make you wear a green hat along with the pink princess dress. You'll clash! Hahaha!!! A victim of fashion! You are mine!!! hahaha!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 9:32 pm**

Who needs outward fashion when ya got inner style? Ho yeah! *tap dances*

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 9:35 pm**

Dude, what are you on?

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 9:45 pm**

I smoked Cheerios, once . . . Don't ever let them lace those things with Honey Nut, though!

Oh where are you now
Pussy willow that smiled on this leaf?
When I was alone you promised the stone from your heart
My head kissed the ground
I was half the way down, treading the sand
Please, please, lift a hand
I'm only a person whose armbands beat
On his hands, hang tall
Won't you miss me?
Wouldn't you miss me at all?

The poppy birds way
Swing twigs coffee brands around
Brandish her wand with a feathery tongue
My head kissed the ground
I was half the way down, treading the sand
Please, please, please lift the hand
I'm only a person with Eskimo chain
I tattooed my brain all the way...
Won't you miss me?
Wouldn't you miss me at all?

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2003 11:56 pm**

"Ooh, yeah, um, I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah."

I love that movie.

Yeah...Peter. How's it going? We're gonna need those TPS reports, ASAP, m'kay? Great.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2003 3:49 am**

I was gonna read those books, but heard too many bad reviews. Something about using TONS of big words incorrectly. And the characters apparently have stupid names. "Lord Foul" and "Kevin Landwaster" were examples given. I mean, may as well be Prince Humperdink and Princess Buttercup!

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2003 2:27 pm**

Don't bad-mouth princess Buttercoup!

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2003 2:45 pm**

Jah! And that whole wittle part in White Gold Feeler *shudders at the connotations of that title* . . .

But, anyway, the part where Jesus splits the Red Sea in the last part of White Gold Feeler, "Apotheosis"--uh, that was soooOoo not fake! Pfft! Narf!! Uhn--gag me with a spoon! And then Linden (her last name means flying planes or something--what was that "SRD" guy smoking?!)

Anyway, she goes "Jinkies!" whenever she suddenly perceives a sick person. All-in-all, it was the most messed-up thing since John Lennon's The Wrestling Dog.

The Wrestling Dog

One upon a tom in a far off distant land far across the sea miles away from anyway over the hills as the crow barks 39 peoble lived miles away from anywhere on a little island on a distant land.

When harvest time came along all the people celebrated with a mighty feast and dancing and that. It was Perry's (for Perry was the Loud Mayor) job to provide (and Perry's great pleasure I might add) a new and exciting (and it usually was) thrill and spectacular performer (sometimes a dwarf was used), this year Perry had surpassed himselve by getting a Wrestling Dog! But who would fight this wondrous beast? I wouldn't for a kick off.