Also.............I haven't really been reading Runes. Heh. Sorry, I've just been too busy. And with my reading speed, I just couldn't keep up.
So............I'm going to dissect Part 1, Ch. 5 - Distraction (Oh, the irony of that title. Heh.). And......I'm going to be doing it without first reading the rest of the book before this chapter. I'm just going to have to go with whatever I can remember the last (first? only?) time I've read Runes, heh.
Plus, to make things worse, I think I remember this part of the book being my absolute least favorite. It was like chewing on nails trying to get through this part the first time.
But, I said I would dissect a chapter, and I didn't want to pass on my duties again. So I'm going to just do it.
So, like I said, I apologize in advanced that this will suck. I'm just hoping everyone else here will be much more insightful than I am.
Anyway, so we start off...with Linden and Anele stuck in the stupid room.
And........Linden wanders around the room....
And............Linden eats........
And...............Linden cleans herself.......
And..............................Linden sleeps.................
Wow..............I can't see why I didn't into this part of the book at all. It's just dripping with heart-pounding action!
Wait!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!A clay pipe angled down into the floor answered other needs.
My eyes!
I'm blindeded!
*Erk* Anyway, back to the chapter.
So, actually, Linden doesn't clean herself. Because she realizes that being clean is really a metaphor.
Linden. Sweetheart. You stink. Clean yourself already.A lifetime of ablution might not suffice to make her clean again.
Anyway, so she goes to bed, and has some crazy dreams.
Let's dissect that line for a moment. Did she in fact make this choice for no reason? Or was there a deeper, subconscious reason for choosing the LEFT bed. Perhaps, because, Covenant has LEFT her? Hm... I think I'm onto something...For no particular reason, she chose the bed on the left.
Anyway, back to the dream. So the dreams were kinda cool. You got to see some flashbacks to the 2nd Chronicles. Including the awesome scene where Honninscrave totally owned samadhi Sheol.
Wow, that was a cool scene. I should be rereading the 2nd Chronicles right now.Honninscrave screamed as he contained samadhi Sheol so that Nom the Sandgorgon could rend Lord Foul's servant.
Anyway, she dreams. Covenant says "find me" to her again. (At least, I'm assuming that it's already happened before. Or is it the first time? Sorry).
So yeah, we are confirmed that a big part of the Last Chronicles will be to find Covenant and Jeremiah. Yadda yadda yadda.Linden, he called to her faintly, find me.
If her son could have spoken, he might have begged her for the same thing.
So, she wakes up....eats again....complains about stuff..........goes to the bathroom again........cleans herself (finally)......... Weee.... Good fun. She notices that Mithil Stonedown is real quiet. And then...........Linden does what Linden does best............she thinks some more...and broods. Oh wait, Anele is up. What does he have to say?
So.....another part of the Anele puzzle falls into place. Now if I only *cared* at all about Anele. Heh."Anele does not sleep in beds. Dreams are snares. He will be lost in them. They cannot find him here."
"Oh stone," he acknowledged. "You do not protect Anele. He has no friend but stone."
And then Linden goes on again about she promised to protect Anele........although for the life of me I could never figure out *why* she bothered caring *so* much.
So, Linden chats with Anele some more. He goes to the bathroom. And then Liand shows up.
And don't even get me started about how much the word "Liand" looks like both "Land" and "Linden"! It makes it really annoying to read!
Scared? Scared??? Bah. Some hero of the Land YOU are."I don't mean to be rude."..."I'm just"-her throat closed convulsively-"just scared."
Anyway, back to Liand.
So, basically, Liand is curious."You are strange in the South Plains, and to me, and I am hungry to learn of new things."
And Linden, still, is quite a baby, and whines to Liand about her son for some time.
They talk some, introduce Liand, etc.
We find out that Liand is basically clueless about everything involving the Land's past. Because the Master's are jerks who won't tell them anything. BASTARDS!!!
I can imagine the conversation would go something like this:
Liand: "Please tell me about the Land's past."
Stave: "No."
Liand: "Please???"
Stave: "No."
Liand: "You jerk!"
Stave: *Blank stare*
Anyway, it seems like Liand would do anything for knowledge of the Land. Sort of like that Meatloaf song.
Sheesh, Linden is a dirty girl. No wonder she couldn't clean herself earlier."His words nearly broke down her defenses. An offer like that- She could have taken advantage of him shamelessly."
So Liand and Linden chat, and we find out a few interesting things. Like, the Masters have been hunting Anele for a while now, but he keeps escaping. Also, the Masters can sense the Caesures, since they aren't effected by Kevin's Dirt. They sometimes take spring break trips to Revelstone and film the hit video series "Haruchai Gone Wild."
Liand says that the Falls have been appearing for four or five score years. Linden also makes the connection that it was Joan and the white gold right might be causing the Caesures.
We are also given this gem of a line:
Craptastic."Outside the day had turned crepuscular."
He then tells the story of when the strange person, the elohim, appeared in Mithil Stonedown, and told them that "a bane of great puissance" had slipped its bonds in the far north, and found "release in Mount Thunder." He also told them to "beware the halfhand." Which Linden takes to mean either Covenant or Jeremiah.
And so...yadda yadda. Kresh attack. And then instead of helping them fight the wolves, she runs away. Like a wuss.
So yeah... I don't think I did the chapter justice (or maybe I did, heh), but there you go. Hopefully some other people have some other insight on this chapter. But yeah....I did what I could. And now I'm beat, so that's enough for me. Good luck!-jay