Kevin's Watch

It's been around for a couple of years, but still... Anyone tried this highly dodgy browser-based RPG? It's not exactly a deep or involving game, but it's somewhat fun, primarily because of the supreme(ly poor) humour.

www.kingdomofloathing.com

My character is an Accordion Thief.

Oh no, not this game.

Oh YES!

CovenantJr wrote: Oh YES!

I was first introduced to this back in 2004. WTF is with Sauce Mages?

I completely cracked up when I killed a Rushing Bum in an alley, and after killing him I got a Bum Cheek. The item description said "This is the severed cheek of a bum that rushed you. It's a sizable-enough cheek that it could be worn as a hat." I nearly died from the hilarity.

CovenantJr wrote:I completely cracked up when I killed a Rushing Bum in an alley, and after killing him I got a Bum Cheek. The item description said "This is the severed cheek of a bum that rushed you. It's a sizable-enough cheek that it could be worn as a hat." I nearly died from the hilarity.

You may have indeed busted a pipe in your hilarity outburst.

Heh, i played this a while ago, hilarious.

Damn, the groan-worthy humour has drawn me in, I'll have to play it now. Some of the 'About' page did make me laugh though:

Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands.

This is a pair of eXtreme mittens. They'll keep your hands eXtremely warm, without interfering with that which separates you from the animals -- your lack of razor-sharp claws.

I am a Disco Bandit called Funkzilla.

Nav wrote:I am a Disco Bandit called Funkzilla.

Disco Bandits? This I gotta see. I am signing up momentarily...