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What if you could rename the book titles?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:11 am
by Ur Dead
What would you rename.
Lord Fouls' Bane
The Illearth War
The Power that Preserves
The Wounded Land
The One Tree
White Gold Weilder
Can be serious or funny.
LFB - Walks in the Park.
TIW - The Green Rock is not a Lava Lamp.
TPTP -Pocket Rockets for Ridick Thome.
TWL - The Land with PMS.
TOT - Romancing the Worm
WGW - Mnt. Thunder Electric Company
Re: What if you could rename the book titles?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:15 am
by Loredoctor
Ur Dead wrote:What would you rename.
Lord Fouls' Bane
The Illearth War
The Power that Preserves
Don't Touch Me
Don't Touch Me II
Don't Touch Me III
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:08 am
by Chuchichastli
Hasty titles...
1. Good Stick
2. Nasty Rock
3. Kickass Ring
4. Rotten Sun
5. Crazy Tree
6. Haha! Fooled you!
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:17 pm
by Usivius
1. "Disbelief, Rape, Despair and Other Fun Things."
2. "My Daugher of Unreason and a Small War."
3. "A Little Laughter Goes A Long Way."
4. "...They Pull Me Back In."
5. "A Long Journey for Intangibles."
6. "'Next Time, Fix Your Own Damn World', the Last Words of Thoman and Linden."
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:14 pm
by Hound Of Chulainn
1. The Desperate Need For Liquor.
2. A Meeting with The Office of Child Support Enforcement.
3. Uhm... There's A Bridge Over There...
4. So, Are You the Comic Relief?
5. A Noticeable Lack of Life-Jackets.
6. The Desperate Need For Liquor.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:44 pm
by Cail
LFB-Oh my God, he raped her!
TIW-Someone get the rapist a jacket and a sandwich!
TPTP-Laughter really is the best medicine!
TWL-The author gives the reader back something broken.
TOT-The Love Boat
WGW-Dammit, she's still alive!
ROTE-Time travel? What is this, Star Trek?!?
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:43 am
by Wyldewode
Usivius wrote:1. "Disbelief, Rape, Despair and Other Fun Things."
2. "My Daugher of Unreason and a Small War."
3. "A Little Laughter Goes A Long Way."
4. "...They Pull Me Back In."
5. "A Long Journey for Intangibles."
6. "'Next Time, Fix Your Own Damn World', the Last Words of Thoman and Linden."
These are the best so far. . .
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:29 pm
by drew
Quest for the staff.
The Staff of Law
Breaking the Staff of Law
Creating a new Staff
Failure (To make the Staff)
The New Staff of Law
Let try to find the New staff of Law again
Aelyria Mireiswen wrote:Usivius wrote:1. "Disbelief, Rape, Despair and Other Fun Things."
2. "My Daugher of Unreason and a Small War."
3. "A Little Laughter Goes A Long Way."
4. "...They Pull Me Back In."
5. "A Long Journey for Intangibles."
6. "'Next Time, Fix Your Own Damn World', the Last Words of Thoman and Linden."
These are the best so far. . .
Must agree.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:18 pm
by jwaneeta
Look! Up in the sky! It's the ROFLCopter!
You guys crack me up.
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:28 am
by Revenant
LFB - The Fellowship of the Ring
TIW - The Two Lovers
TPTP - The Return of the Ring
TWL - "Fever in the morning, fever all through the night"
TOT - The Long Filler
WGW - The Return of the Ring II
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:48 am
by Avatar
Yeah, like Usivius' the most. But for description, I really like Cail's one for TWL.
--A
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:59 pm
by A Gunslinger
I. Greaaat...Our Hero is a Rapist
II. Cool. Elektra Lives!
III. Wow. Temporary Victory.
I. When I said My Ex-Wife Was Crazy, You Thought I was Just Bitter.
II. Someone Bring me an umbrella, some sunscreen, and some bugspray.
III. Saw It Coming, Cried Anyway.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:58 pm
by Nom vs. Vain
Requiem for a Lepers Dream (Requiem for a Dream)
Fear and Loathing in the Land (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Despisenator II Laughing Day (Terminator II Judgement Day)
Tommorow Never Comes (Tomrrow Never Dies)
The Little Sandgorgon (The Little Mermaid)
Monty Python and the Despiser (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Doctor Who (and well Doctor Who)
Re: re-titling
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:50 pm
by thranathiril
I - The Cavewight Menace
II - Attack of the Bones
III - Revenge of the [something]
IV - A new dope
V - The Elohim Strike Back
VI - Return of the [something]
Thranathiril
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:12 pm
by dlbpharmd
A Gunslinger wrote:I. Greaaat...Our Hero is a Rapist
II. Cool. Elektra Lives!
III. Wow. Temporary Victory.
I. When I said My Ex-Wife Was Crazy, You Thought I was Just Bitter.
II. Someone Bring me an umbrella, some sunscreen, and some bugspray.
III. Saw It Coming, Cried Anyway.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:51 pm
by Mr. Milton Milquetoast
LFB Poor me
TIW Poor me X 2
TPTP I'm getting tired of this
TWL I'M Really getting tired of this shit!
TOT What the hell????
WGW Now you have really gone and done it.
ROTE Now I'm just beside myself. or Me and dead me.
Milton
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:27 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
The Complete Bastard
Repercussions
A Little Laughter Can Go A Long Way
Something Broken
Nom
White Gold Wielder (This is really the best I think)
Bullets of Joy (I couldn't resist)
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:33 pm
by Cail
High Lord Tolkien wrote:Bullets of Joy (I couldn't resist)
You owe me a new keyboard HLT!
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:52 pm
by aTOMiC
Lord Fouls' Bane - Thomas In Wonderland
The Illearth War - Folly's Challenge
The Power that Preserves - Service & Sacrifice
The Wounded Land - Greenpeace Nightmare
The One Tree - Be Careful What You Wish For
White Gold Weilder - Forged In Fire
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:01 pm
by dANdeLION
Lord Fouls' Bane - A Leper's New Hope
The Illearth War - Foul's Empire Strikes Back
The Power that Preserves - The Return of the Ur-Lord
The Wounded Land - The Sunbane Menace
The One Tree - Attack of the Sandgorgon
White Gold Weilder - Revenge of the Despiser