Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:07 am**

o rly?

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:08 pm**

post traumatic stress disorder

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:51 am**

quotes from unverified sources

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:28 pm**

Real time arguing is exhausting. Conflict posts are therapeutic.

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:17 am**

Seriousness might start to seep into Mallory's, and we couldn't have that.

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:08 am**

Total anarchy would ensue if posters were deprived of such a helpful outlet.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:33 am**

Under no circumstances can the Tank be closed. Well short of a complete system breakdown.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:15 pm**

Very bad things would begin to happen throughout Kevinswatch should the Tank ever be closed. Wanna find out how bad? Just give it a try. I dare ya!

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:24 pm**

Where would we put all the bad vibes?

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:37 pm**

X-rays reveal that the Tank's superstructure is what is supporting Kevinswatch against the unending pull of gravity from a singularity forming just outside Jay's kitchen window and Vain is helpless to stop it. Only Avatar has the power and he refuses to enter Mallory's to perform a Tankectomy.

Posted: **Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:02 am**

You wouldn't want to clean up the mess they made.

Posted: **Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:38 am**

Zebras, as in refs have not called the game...

Posted: **Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:52 am**

All life on Mars would be destroyed.

Posted: **Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:54 am**

Bitches be crazy

Posted: **Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:08 pm**

Can't close the Tank because it would be like removing your own brain stem and expecting to function normally.

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:02 pm**

Donald Trump wants to build a wall around the Tank

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:07 pm**

Everything would end.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:47 pm**

Festering factions would erupt openly throughout the Watch without the existence of the Tank to release frustration.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:17 am**

We cant close the Tank because if we did all that bile and vehemence would be turned on Mallorites

... then it would be open season in the Land

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:18 am**

We cant close the Tank because if we did all that bile and vehemence would be turned on Mallorites

... then it would be open season in the Land

Kevin's Watch

ABC Reasons the Think Tank Cannot Be Closed!