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The Pirate Talking Thread Arrrr
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:33 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Ahoy, a'ast!anythin ye say in hars must be in pirate talk. Come fair maidens and old sea hands alike. Arrr time t' take High Lord Ke'ins Re'enge for a pillage and a plunder round the Carribean ye scur'y dogs.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:44 am
by stonemaybe
Belay there me hearties! A tot o' rum all round!
Know ye o' the sex pistols?
It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day hed stop and play
With his fuckin organ
The first mates name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was flipper
He was a fuckin n--ger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The captains wife was mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found er sexual quarters
Repeat chorus to fade
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:45 am
by A Gunslinger
Ye dog-teasin', scalawag! Arr, ye best be keel-hulled for yer canine activities at ye dad-in-law's! ARRRR!
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:17 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Ahoy, i can't help that the little bilge rat ravishes me shins,or the other fancies me ears.You on the other hand could wash the parrot crap out o' your coat on occasion. Aye.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:19 am
by Cole
I be a Pirate and ever since Pirates begins we be unable to talk in the preterite or perfect tense. Arrrr.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:30 am
by stonemaybe
If y' poxy rats be wantin' ter talk proper, sort out yer siggernitchures en'all!
ye misbegotten sons of motherless whoremongers
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:46 am
by Elfgirl
Arrrr, ye scabless dogs! Haul on the mainbrace, ye lubberless gutterwh0res or ye'll get a whippin'...
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:18 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
Arrr, arrr,that scabby old sea dog Sgt Null be missin from The Watch. Hold up on Dry Tortugas with a cask o' rum and some loose wench I would bet me one good eye on. Gar.
Aye,me parrot concurs.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:42 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
ARGGHHGHG!!!!
Happy "Talk like a Pirate day" everyone!
talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:17 pm
by Zahir
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:58 am
by Usivius
Arr, you scurvey dogs! This thread sucks my peg leg! Arrrrrr!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:01 am
by drew
So like yeah, I got myself good quality copy of '310 to Yumma', I'm about to burn off a bunch of copies...who wants some, I'm gunna sell them for like, five bucks a pop.
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:24 am
by iQuestor
PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY
Jimmy Buffett
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.
Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.
I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.
Instrumental
I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.
Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:50 am
by Damelon
Arrrr. I missed Talk like a Pirate Day.
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:58 am
by stonemaybe
Damelon wrote:Arrrr. I missed Talk like a Pirate Day.
'ARRR' or GARRR!'?
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:01 pm
by iQuestor
This thread brought ot you by the Letter 'ARrrrrr'.