Kevin's Watch

Despite his "taken utterly out of context" sig quote assurance, StevieG is invariably wrong. On all matters. Eternally.

And if he's not next to post, he's just being wrong again. As he also will be, if he is next to post.

(Sure, it's a heavy cross to bear, Stevie... but hey, deal with it beeyotch )

Well, this is a surprise

Your words “I think you’re right” were directed to me, and as everyone can see by your sig, and everything you have ever written here, your ego can hardly fit within these metaphoric walls

The next poster’s ego will be large, but small in comparison…

My ego fluctuates according to unseen forces. I would love to throttle them over it, but I can't see them.

Someone who has seen the unseeable but didn't realize it, because, well, they didn't know they couldn't see them. I suppose they had to find out later, or they wouldn't know to post.

Insert witty remark here.

The next poster will find the motto "If you can't tell the difference what difference does it make?" familiar and quite enlightening.

You are correct, Tom

@sgt.null ?

When did we start @-ing people? Have we given up on words and proper punctuation? I say NO! Resist the urge! We shall not be @ upon!

Someone more with it than at it.

Ok @Khaliban

Tom? Or should that be Thomas if we are being formal?

I prefer being casual.

And so does the next poster.

Jeans and a t-shirt. Joys of working from home.

Someone more joyful.

If it were socially acceptable I would wear a tux everywhere.

The next poster will be a mammal...but just barely.

Correct!

The next poster will be here very soon

Sure, I can manage that.

Someone less manageable.

I am not manageable in the slightest.

The next poster may have already won fabulous prizes.

No, but I’m here anyway!

The next poster will have either an ‘a’ or an ‘o’ in their name.

Both, if you use my real name.

Someone who shall not be named.

Don't name me!!!!

The next poster's ancestors were spawned in the oceans of the planet Earth. Perhaps Mars if you believe in that sort of thing.

You may be right. I may be crazy….

Someone more, or less, crazy. Or more or less crazy.

I'm more crazy than I should be and less crazy than I want to be.

Someone who wants what they shouldn't.

I believe we all tend to want what we shouldn't.

The next poster will. I guarantee it.

You are never wrong these days Tom

The next poster will at least consider admitting they’re wrong from time to time. (In other words, not Avatar )