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Test for dementia

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:56 am
by Vain
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You over take the second person.
What position are you in?


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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take
his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK
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Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?
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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head
only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . !
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right...
....Maybe.
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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:29 am
by Seareach
hehehehehe

I got them all wrong! I always knew I was demented! :P

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:38 am
by I'm Murrin
I got the second and third wrong. The rest were pretty obvious.

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:43 am
by Seareach
Murrin wrote:I got the second and third wrong. The rest were pretty obvious.

...thanks for making me feel good, Murrin!!! :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:48 am
by Vain
I got none wrong :)

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:51 am
by Seareach
Vain wrote:I got none wrong :)
Yeah, yeah...just RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YA!!!! ;) :biggrin:

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:53 pm
by Lorelei
Why do I bother attempting these things before my first cup of coffee?

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:21 pm
by drew
I got the first and third wrong.

The Third is very sneaky..even though you know it's going to be tricky, you still fall for it.

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:05 pm
by lucimay
i got one and two right. urg.

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:10 pm
by Creator
I got the last one wrong "said he wouldn't NEED sunglasses!"

But I think my answer works too!! :P

All others ... no problem. :biggrin:

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:31 am
by balon!
Vain wrote:I got none wrong :)
That's because he's an accountant that has four daughters is deaf and blind and is suprisingly bad at races.

:D :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:12 am
by lucimay
Balon wrote:
Vain wrote:I got none wrong :)
That's because he's an accountant that has four daughters is deaf and blind and is suprisingly bad at races.

:D :lol:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:31 pm
by Usivius
Well I put myself up there on the lofty pillar with Vain... all correct.
:biggrin:

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:46 pm
by [Syl]
Got 'em all but the second, and even then I still say I'm right. They're the last person after you overtake them. Besides which, most races are run on a circular track, and as such it is quite possible to overtake the last person.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:27 pm
by drew
True; and though you COULD be second last after you overtook the last person, if he was more than a lap behind you.

You could be ANY place after overtaking the last person--other than last place.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:50 pm
by Seareach
Surely I'm not the only one who got them all wrong! ;) Come on, fess up those who also got all 5 wrong...or am the only one stupid enough to admit to such things! :biggrin:

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:59 pm
by drew
The people who got them all right, knew they were going to be tricky, so they spent a little more time on them.

Except Usivius..he's just a genius.
Have you SEEN his Soduko score!!??

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:07 pm
by Seareach
Yeah, see...I just know how to follow instructions. I do what I'm told. :biggrin:

I haven't looked at the Sudoko scores... but I couldn't Sudoko to save myself!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:34 pm
by Kil Tyme
Ya, got em all wrong. But I was told to hurry! Thus proving the maxim, haste makes waste....

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:28 pm
by aliantha
I got 'em all right except the math one....