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Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2003 1:11 pm**

The Chronic Calls of Dumbass Convent the Unbelievable

Featuring witty dialogue between Dumbass Convent, wielder of the white cold thing, and the permanently reclined Leaner, daughter of insanely deluded stonedowner Am A Tin; touching scenes with Convent's closest friend in this strange world, Moron son of Very Old; acerbic exchanges between the Unbelievable and the cruelly caged harpy, Lind In Aviary; and of course a titanic clash with Convent's nemesis, Lord Vowel... "Convent entered the throne room. A pair of yellow eyes looked up from the Mills & Boon novel. 'U!' said Lord Vowel.".......

Witness the quest for the Stuff of Law! Behold the bald and terrifyingly insipid Sand Corgans, led by escaped Jamaican Sand Corgan,the alarming Mon! Watch in awe as Convent is shown the famed Hall of Gits!

Will Dumbass Convent be able to use the legendary Mild Magic to defeat Lord Vowel? Find out in The Chronic Calls of Dumbass Convent the Unbelievable!

Be gentle with me...

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2003 1:34 pm**

*snicker snicker* I think they are very funny.

........ Hall Of Gits. ROFL

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2003 3:17 pm**

Moron son of Very Old. The bald Sand Corgans!

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:43 pm**

Thanks

It all just popped into my head while I was walking through a car park. I was going to try to write a full-length (though not TCTC length) thing

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2003 12:47 am**

Very funny!

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:10 am**

ur 2 good jr, 2 good by half.

sum sui generis

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:44 am**

All of it's great! I especially love the Jamaican Mon!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2003 8:46 am**

I was pretty much expecting to metaphorically die on stage...you are all so kind...

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:02 pm**

I would have preferred Lord Bowell .. lol .. but Vowel is a hoot!! .. very funny Covenant jr .. look forward to reading more

and we're not kind ..

lol .. well some of them might be ..

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:02 pm**

I would have preferred Lord Bowell .. lol .. but Vowel is a hoot!! .. very funny Covenant jr .. look forward to reading more

and we're not kind ..

lol .. well some of them might be ..

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:03 pm**

I would have preferred Lord Bowell .. lol .. but Vowel is a hoot!! .. very funny Covenant jr .. look forward to reading more

and we're not kind ..

lol .. well some of them might be ..

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:08 am**

Very funny.

The Hall of Gits is quite amusing.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:14 am**

Can you say that again, Sky?

Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:00 pm**

Indeed, a point well and firmly made, Sky

Lord Bowel never even occurred to me - crude youth!

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:18 am**

ooops LOL!!

aye crude .. and mispelt

well lets not forget the masterful .. umm .. Lord Fouled himself ..

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:59 pm**

Behold the bald and terrifyingly insipid Sand Corgans, led by escaped Jamaican Sand Corgan,the alarming Mon!

You forgot to mention Mon's very bald, very squeaky and mildly unsettling younger brother Billy.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:15 pm**

That's great! Personally though, I've always fancied Atari Ann as a farcical name for Leaner's mum.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:34 pm**

Dear God in heaven!

I confused Leaner's mum with that meek Lord from The Illearth War!

I retract the whole project!

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:39 pm**

And why did no-one mention this before?

Call yourselves Watchpersons? You're not watching anything!

j/k of course, ladies and gents

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:44 pm**

Anyway, I've got still more delights coming up, including the riders of the Clive and the Fire Brians, but I don't want to spoil all the "jokes"...

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