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Posted: **Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:19 am**

Post the oddest true headline (printed in a reputable paper, magazine, or online news source)! The stranger the better! Also, if possible, include a link to the story.

Transsexual chicken wreaks havoc in the henhouse--USATODAY
www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-08-0 ... cken_x.htm

Posted: **Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:49 am**

Can't beat that one!

Posted: **Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:23 pm**

In the words of the honored Court Counselor of the Later Han Dynasty Cai Yong,

"Falling rainbows and changes of fowls' sexes are brought about by the interference of empresses and eunuchs in state affairs."

Feel free to move this to Hile's or The Close nao. I just made this a discussion about cosmological critiques of the bush administration.

www.threekingdoms.com/001.htm (it's the 8th paragraph).

EDIT-Orange you glad to have input from ancient China?

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:12 pm**

Nice, Holsety!

Butts Faces Prison for Toilet Paper Theft
www.newsoftheodd.com/content/view/265/1/

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:23 pm**

Wyldewode wrote: Nice, Holsety!

Butts Faces Prison for Toilet Paper Theft
www.newsoftheodd.com/content/view/265/1/

Sounds like a crack team of detectives. I'm sure with the proper amount of counseling, she can put the matter behind her. But it does sound like a bum rap. But I guess she's going to the pokey now.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:06 am**

Cagliostro wrote:
Wyldewode wrote: Nice, Holsety!

Butts Faces Prison for Toilet Paper Theft
www.newsoftheodd.com/content/view/265/1/
Sounds like a crack team of detectives. I'm sure with the proper amount of counseling, she can put the matter behind her. But it does sound like a bum rap. But I guess she's going to the pokey now.

Porky's revenge: Spill of pig ears, feet closes Illinois highway

www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/4936614.html

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