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And now for something completely different.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:33 am
by Fist and Faith
It's
I figured they were getting enough attention to get their own thread.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:05 pm
by [Syl]
It's?
*practices the art of not being seen*
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:32 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Errrrrrr?
It's...confusing?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:24 pm
by Infelice
Yeah......I'm confused and a bit bewildered.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:01 pm
by danlo
He's prob trying 2 get us 2 complete the intro 2
Monty Python's Flying Circus...
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:52 pm
by Fist and Faith
Thank you danlo. I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition from everybody else!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:13 pm
by Reisheiruhime
I still don't get it. Must be a blonde day. ::shrug::
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:40 pm
by Lord Mhoram
I get it. But...I'm not quite dead yet.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:42 pm
by Kinslaughterer
Where'd you get those coconuts? We found them.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:10 am
by danlo
#9: The Larch...
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:42 am
by [Syl]
Sorry, one MP ref is all I'll make. A geek's gotta have his dignity.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:54 am
by Kinslaughterer
Yeah, you're right Syl. One has to maintain his dignity.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:02 am
by Fist and Faith
"Busy day?"
"Busy day! Just spent four hours burying the cat."
"Four hours burying the cat??"
"Yeah, he kept wiggling around."
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:17 am
by Skyweir
this parrots dead!
is this bolton?
no its ipswich!
hey you .. you said this was Ipswich!
no .. it was a pun
what a pun??!! thats not a pun!!
oh .. i mean a ..
you know a word backwards
oh a palindrome??!
thats not a palindrome!! if it was a palindrome .. it would have been Notlob!!
Welcome to NOTLOB!!
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:18 am
by Skyweir
STOP!! STOP!! ITS GETTING TOO SILLY!!
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:55 am
by Fist and Faith
(Scene: a wartime RAF station)
Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.
Idle: What-ho, Squiffy.
Jones: How was it?
Idle: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.
Idle: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.
Idle: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.
Jones: Hold on then -- Wingco! -- just bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec, would you?
Chapman: Can do.
Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.
Idle: Bally Jerry... (he goes through it all again)
Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.
Idle: Something up with my banter, chaps?
GRAMS: AIR RAID SIRENS
(Enter Palin, out of breath)
Palin:Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
Chapman (to Idle): Do *you* understand that?
Idle: No -- I didn't get a word of it.
Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.
Palin: You know -- bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!
(no reaction)
Palin: Um -- Charlie choppers chucking a handful!
Chapman: No no -- sorry.
Jones: Say it slower, old chap.
Palin: Slower *banter*, sir?
Chapman: Ra-ther.
Palin: Um -- sausage squad up the blue end?
Idle: No, still don't get it.
Palin: Um -- cabbage crates coming over the briny?
The others: No, no.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:00 pm
by [Syl]
The only thing silly about this thread is the way I'm walking.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:56 pm
by caamora
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
Long pause. "I got better."
"Always look on the bright side of life!"
Btw, I just got the special edition DVD of Holy Grail. Two discs! I can't wait to watch it!
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:46 am
by The Leper Fairy
VERY SMALL ROCKS!!
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:09 am
by Fist and Faith
And I want her to look upon me as her own dad. In a very real - and legally binding - sense.