Kevin's Watch

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...

Charlie the Unicorn

Sped up

Slowed down

Oh. My. God.

I thought I was the only one who found this hilarious. My brother typed up the script and bought three unicorn dolls from my birthday so I could "re-enact it in my room."

I hate this. I happened to know a few degenerates that would run around all day saying in some bothersome voice, "Charlie. Wake up Charlie." If I happen to hear that one more time I do believe that I will take action that may put me in the clink! I warn all of you who have not seen it to STAY AWAY. You will feel sullied and dirty if you watch it.

oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up

then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave

when you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land

such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land

they've got lollypops and gummydrops and candy things

oh so many things that will brighen up your day

it's impossible to wear a frown in candy town


it's a mecca of love the candy cave

you've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats

candy rats chocolate bats it's a wonderland of sweets

ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band

candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land

cherry ribbons stream accross the sky into the ground

turn around, it astounds! it's a dancing candy tree

in the candy cave imagination runs so free

so now Charlie please will you go into the cave?

Watched this thing at my parents house with my brother, and he's been torturing my them with endless refrains of, "We're going on an adventure... an adventure" and "Shun the nonbeliever! Shhhhhuuuunnn" ever since. My parents are much displeased.

Slow motion one was the best.

omfg....three versions of it...each as bad as the other....

no wonder unicorns are extinct.