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Join the Crusade -- HOOKERS!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:48 am
by emotional leper
With Fatal Revenant being released (having been released) tomorrow (today,) I am organising an anti-THOOLAH Crusade to either convert the Unbelievers at the point of the kleenex boxes, or shove some tissue down their foul, lie-ridden throats.
Join the Crusade!
Linden wills it!
-- Emotional Leper, Lord Commander, Holy Order Of the Kleenex and Elena's Righteous Struggle
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:03 pm
by danlo
I thought iQuestor held the patent with HOOTERS?
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:59 pm
by wayfriend
Not to dis your intentions, EL, but about a dozen acronyms have been proposed for the pro-Linden fans over recent years, and none of them stuck. (Readers Of Intelligence For Linden Avery was mine.)
I've come to conclude that we express our leanings in more intellectual ways. Acronyms are boiled-down arguments in a can, that don't need any wit to sling about. Doesn't seem to be our speed.
If you are jealous that THOOLAH has a cool acronym, remember that it also stands for Lame Donaldson Fans Who Don't Get It.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:08 pm
by danlo
This thread is
way too highbrow for me. I'm off to re-enroll in Graduate school! Later!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:21 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
The only pro-Linden group that THOOLAH recognizes, begrudgingly, is HOL "House of Linden".
"HOOTERS" is the bridge between the two.
Because, well, everyone likes HOOTERS.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:26 pm
by iQuestor
and third, because ... well we dont need a third reason. Its HOOTERS, for cryin out loud.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:33 pm
by Marv
When I was in New York me and my mate walked for about 2 hours in the pouring rain to find Hooter's. AND it was also something like a very muggy 30 degrees(that's about 80 I think). We eventually found it...and it was closed. To be fair it was 3am and we had skulled 20 pints each that evening, so they probably wouldn't have let us in anyway.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:00 am
by danlo
I went to a Hooters once, the waitresses weren't very hot and their wings and stone crabs made me puke!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:01 am
by iQuestor
Oh. you guys were talking about the restaurant. Well. thats certainly a different take.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:20 pm
by lucimay
i'm a Linden Lover but i'm not joining
ANY frickin club who calls themselves HOOTERS OR HOOKERS, k?
so decide BOYS. you want the strong female contingent support for Linden,
or would you rather be middle school clever? hmmmm?
cause we (women) can make our OWN Linden Lover club if you'd rather we did so.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:29 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Yeah, what Luci said.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:30 pm
by wayfriend
Lucimay wrote:cause we (women) can make our OWN Linden Lover club if you'd rather we did so.
Mmm... Seekers Of Girl-on-Linden Action. SOGOLA!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:04 pm
by emotional leper
Fine. Fine. Start your own group. Some sort of women's auxiliary.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:12 pm
by aliantha
That does it. Ladies, we needs us a snappy acronym!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:15 pm
by Menolly
aliantha wrote:That does it. Ladies, we needs us a snappy acronym!
Uhm...
LUSCIOUS?
Linden
Unifying
Society
Champions
Irrefutable (
O)
Ultimate
Sunsage???
...I really suck at this stuff, help me out here or make suggestions...
Of course, I haven't seen
FR yet so I don't even know if being the Sunsage comes into play...
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:37 pm
by lucimay
Emotional Leper wrote:Fine. Fine. Start your own group. Some sort of women's auxiliary.
AUXILARY my ass.
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:24 am
by wayfriend
See my new sig.
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:19 am
by Dawngreeter
Wayfriend wrote:Mmm... Seekers Of Girl-on-Linden Action. SOGOLA!
Now that was funny. How about,
Linden's
Irresolute
Bra
Burners
Society, LIBBS
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:31 am
by Cameraman Jenn
LOVER = Lindens Official Voracious Extrapolation Representatives.
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:39 am
by Menolly
Ooo...!