Because I'm the Mom
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:50 pm
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Because I'm the Mom
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:58 pm
That is scary. Atleast it wasn't to the 1812 Overture.
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:18 pm
Very funny! 
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:58 pm
Damn I love it!!!! 
Work it out.
Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
Get along!
Don't make me come down there!
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday
when you're older and you're grown.
Can't wait til you have a couple little
children of your own.
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you
so willingly.
But right now
I'll thank you
not to roll your eyes at me.
And
if all your friends
jumped off a cliff
would you jump to?
If I've said it once I've said it at least
a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!
You don't need the reason why.
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I'm the mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
Work it out.
Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
Get along!
Don't make me come down there!
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday
when you're older and you're grown.
Can't wait til you have a couple little
children of your own.
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you
so willingly.
But right now
I'll thank you
not to roll your eyes at me.
And
if all your friends
jumped off a cliff
would you jump to?
If I've said it once I've said it at least
a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!
You don't need the reason why.
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I'm the mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:38 pm
I have this on my myspace page. www.myspace.com/tcipteresa.
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:33 pm
Come on, no more moms out there who think this is hysterical??? I didn't stop laughing for days!!! 
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:41 pm
I liked it, and as much as I hate to admit it, I've already said some of those things to my 7 year old. 
You know, the things our parents said to us, that we swore we'd never say to our own kids.
You know, the things our parents said to us, that we swore we'd never say to our own kids.Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:46 pm
This is hilarious! I sent it to my mom and all my friends with kids.
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:03 pm
I sent it to a bunch of people, too.
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:18 pm
my mother sent it to us when this first got posted.
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:58 pm
Oh, sorry Fist! I watched it when you first posted it and thought I had responded...coz I watched it at least 3 times! I *love* it!Fist and Faith wrote:Come on, no more moms out there who think this is hysterical??? I didn't stop laughing for days!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:13 am
Fist,Fist and Faith wrote:Damn I love it!!!!
Work it out.
Wait your turn.
Never take a dare.
Get along!
Don't make me come down there!
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday
when you're older and you're grown.
Can't wait til you have a couple little
children of your own.
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you
so willingly.
But right now
I'll thank you
not to roll your eyes at me.
And
if all your friends
jumped off a cliff
would you jump to?
If I've said it once I've said it at least
a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way.
It must be your father's DNA.
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!
You don't need the reason why.
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I said so!
I'm the mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
The mom!
Did you write the lyrics down as she said them, because if so I'm impressed!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:21 pm
The fingers was blazin'!
(And hey, dude, what's up? We haven't interacted in a while, eh?)
(And hey, dude, what's up? We haven't interacted in a while, eh?)
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:16 pm
I may put that in my signature Fist
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:50 am
I've shown this video to a lot of people. They think it's funny.
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:10 am
I sent it to my sister but she had apparently seen it, and not told me, sort of let the air out of my balloon really.
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:41 pm
Very amusing!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:44 am
*narrows eyes* It does not grovel. And yet I feel it shouldn't. Hmmm. Be still, my heart! Is this--fondness?Fist and Faith wrote:The fingers was blazin'!
(And hey, dude, what's up? We haven't interacted in a while, eh?)
Well, I remember something about you. You're quite interesting, though infinitesimally small before my divinity. But O--dismay and beware and forsooth and all that if you should ignite my suzerainty!
(I'm fine.)