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"Facts" about Chr-stmas ;)
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:22 pm
by Menolly
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
...next?
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:10 pm
by Cheval
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Yeah, but it still takes that
one fat ol' jolly man to keep all those females from stopping at every store along the wayto do
some shopping!
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:57 pm
by Menolly
Nah...the stores are all closed at midnight on Chr-stmas Eve!!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:02 pm
by matrixman
Maybe Santa's reindeer are mutants, conceived in his elves' "workshop" - i.e. breeding dens. Neither male nor female. The whole thing with Rudolph may have been just a cover story.
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:24 pm
by Menolly
Oy vey...
Have you been talking to Nor Yekith lately?
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:25 pm
by CovenantJr
Matrixman wrote:Maybe Santa's reindeer are mutants, conceived in his elves' "workshop" - i.e. breeding dens. Neither male nor female. The whole thing with Rudolph may have been just a cover story.
Christmas reindeer are Demondim-spawn?!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:49 pm
by matrixman
A disturbing thought, CJ.
Menolly wrote:Oy vey...
Have you been talking to Nor Yekith lately?
I deny having had any correspondence with anyone named "Nor." Not even a Norbert.
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:18 am
by Mortice Root
Not a Christmas "fact" but a hilarious elf website.
elfyourself.com/