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New Year's Resolutions
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:51 pm
by Zenlunatic
I resolve to fight the forces of evil, stand up for truce and justice in the world, and lose a few pounds.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:55 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
I'm letting the forces of evil work themselves out - but I shall lose 20 pounds of fat this year, and at least double what I can bench - 2x a very small number equals a less small number, right? I is a mathmawadical genius.
dw
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:59 pm
by Damelon
I made a resolution not to make resolutions.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:03 pm
by Zenlunatic
Damelon wrote:I made a resolution not to make resolutions.
I hope you keep it.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:53 pm
by Cagliostro
Finally get out of all of my debt, quit smoking and continue exercising as I had been before the week of Christmas. And buy a Wii.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:38 pm
by sgt.null
i resolve to dislike the mass of people even more this year.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:20 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Null, you speaka my language. I like many individuals, but I do so hate people.
dw
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:42 pm
by sgt.null
if we liked people more we could form a club.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:22 pm
by Cagliostro
...and then smack them with it.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:23 pm
by The Laughing Man
I resolve to not get so offended by people who get so offended.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:32 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
I'm going to weigh 181 pounds by the end of Feb.
And then I'm going to....um...I don't know, something.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:35 pm
by emotional leper
I resolve to stay single for the whole year.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:39 pm
by Marv
This thread resembles last years resolutions thread.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:44 pm
by Worm of Despite
My resolution is to beat Final Fantasy VI, which I did around 1:30 AM, January 1.
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:29 am
by Waddley
Learn how to do this:
youtube.com/watch?v=ztBOl4leanQ
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:31 am
by Marv
Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Learn how to do this:
youtube.com/watch?v=ztBOl4leanQ
Hey, if I click on that link I'm not gonna see some woman defecating in to a cup am I? Cos I really dunno if I can take that again!
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:32 am
by Waddley
I promise it's work/family/children/God-safe.
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:13 am
by High Lord Tolkien
Marvin wrote:
Hey, if I click on that link I'm not gonna see some woman defecating in to a cup am I? Cos I really dunno if I can take that again!
I had to rip out my eyes to stop them from bleeding after I saw the clip you are talking about.
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:24 am
by Elfgirl
I resolve to TRY and not let semi-evolved simians piss me off too much...I give it a week before I cave in and resume hostilities...
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:39 am
by Loredoctor
My New Years Resolution will be to be true to myself. I have no idea how that will work.