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Don't Pick on the Dog
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:48 am
by Damelon
Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
2 days ago
BREMERTON, Wash. (AP) — A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together.
A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.
The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.
The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.
The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:20 am
by Zenlunatic
Gives a whole new meaning to "doggy style"...
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:51 am
by CovenantJr
I'm on her side. Deck the creepy git!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:24 am
by Cheval
(Is that is considered "foreplay" on Klingon?)
I guess he took the whole "Man's Best Friend" to the extreme... picking a canine over a woman.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:43 am
by emotional leper
Cheval wrote:(Is that is considered "foreplay" on Klingon?)
I guess he took the whole "Man's Best Friend" to the extreme... picking a canine over a woman.
Yes, that is what Klingons would consider foreplay. Another reason I'm glad I don't look like I have a horseshoe crab stampd on my forehead.
And hey -- as to picking the dog over the woman. My pet Shih Tzu is the only thing in this world that truely loves me unconditionally. You just can't find that kind of devotion in women.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:36 am
by sgt.null
domestic assault. they could lose firearms rights.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:46 am
by balon!
Kitsap? OH YEAH, that sounds like Washington alright. We've got some weirdos here.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:53 pm
by sgt.null
full on brawl over the status of the dog...
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:47 pm
by Cail
Women come and go, dogs love you for a lifetime.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:50 pm
by dANdeLION
I wonder why the dog even wanted to watch those two idiots shower in the first place.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:59 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Sounds like maybe the dog needed to be there to protect his master from the harpy? He might have been a prick, but it sounds like he was the one that got battered...
dw
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:58 pm
by onewyteduck
Emotional Leper wrote:And hey -- as to picking the dog over the woman. My pet Shih Tzu is the only thing in this world that truely loves me unconditionally. You just can't find that kind of devotion in women.
Nor can you find that kind of devotion in a man. The dogs win!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:01 pm
by hierachy
lol.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:05 pm
by Cail
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:He might have been a prick, but it sounds like he was the one that got battered...
Some men believe in battering their women.....
...I prefer mine raw.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:09 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
umm... that's a bit creepy Hannibal.... I mean Cail.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:11 pm
by A Gunslinger
It is a Dog eat Dog world, my dear.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:13 pm
by Cail
...And I'm wearing Milk-Bone underbritches.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:19 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Now that's just WRONG, Cail. Wrong on so many levels. Funny. But WRONG.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:30 pm
by A Gunslinger
He swiped it from Norm! (as do we all when we all use it...and we DO!)
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:34 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Milk-bone underbritches... sounds more like a band name to me.
dw