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Entertain me!
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:29 am
by MsMary
It's too quiet around here!
Did everyone (at least those in the US) go away for MLK weekend or something?
We need some funny, some life, some interesting stuff to read and banter about.
Love, Ms Mary
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:55 am
by balon!
My older brother's birthday today.
I just shotgunned my first beer!
Shotgunning is fun.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:56 am
by MsMary
What on earth is shotgunning?
I enjoy drinking a good beer, but I never heard of shotgunning.
*ignorant*
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:20 am
by emotional leper
I believe that's where you use a pair of keys to puncture the bottom on the can on the side, and then, placing that hole to your lips, you lift the beer upright and open the tab and start to drink.
Greater throughput of liquid.
The next step up is the beer bong.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:10 am
by Holsety
Emotional Leper wrote:I believe that's where you use a pair of keys to puncture the bottom on the can on the side, and then, placing that hole to your lips, you lift the beer upright and open the tab and start to drink.
Greater throughput of liquid.
The next step up is the beer bong.
Or if you live in a crappy town which sucks, Beirut.
What a dumb name/for a drinking game.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:56 am
by balon!
Not really a game, but EL had it right.
You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:07 am
by emotional leper
Balon is correct.
Now Asshole is a drinking game.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:13 am
by Holsety
Emotional Leper wrote:Balon is correct.
Now Asshole is a drinking game.
Hmm, I've played a card game called asshole. Gimmick is you have the winner and 2nd to win take the best cards from the worst two players of the previous round.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:19 am
by emotional leper
They way I learned to play is the same, but with additional rules.
The Winner is the President.
The Runner up is the Vice-President.
(And the funniest son of a bitch is Doctor Strangelove, but I digress.)
The loser is the Asshole.
The President and the Vice President each get to make up a rule that, when broken, forces all people who broke it to take a drink. A drink -- not a shot. This game must be played with beer or mixed drinks on the potency of beer or ale.
The Asshole must take a drink anytime someone says Asshole.
The game is based on the idea that once you start screwing up, it becomes next to impossible to get ahead.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:00 pm
by The Laughing Man
I tried a beer bong once. I couldn't figure out how to light it.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:26 pm
by Fist and Faith
Mary, it
was only midnight when you posted.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:55 pm
by Montresor
Beer? Pfft. Barbarians.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:00 pm
by MsMary
Balon wrote:Not really a game, but EL had it right.
You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.
What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:22 pm
by Menolly
Balon wrote:My older brother's birthday today.
*attempting to adjust for time difference*
So the 20th or the 21st, Balon?
The 21st is an
excellent birthing day, IMO.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:36 pm
by MsMary
Fist and Faith wrote:Mary, it
was only midnight when you posted.
Your point being?
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:11 pm
by Kil Tyme
Well, nature can be entertaining. Watch about the web building Wood Spider on various drugs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&e
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:20 pm
by The Laughing Man
MsMary wrote:Balon wrote:Not really a game, but EL had it right.
You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.
What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?
it's not about the beer, it's about the goggles.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:27 pm
by balon!
Esmer wrote:MsMary wrote:Balon wrote:Not really a game, but EL had it right.
You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.
What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?
it's not about the beer, it's about the goggles.
COULDN't've said it better.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:25 am
by The Laughing Man
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:10 am
by emotional leper
Balon wrote:Esmer wrote:MsMary wrote:
What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?
it's not about the beer, it's about the goggles.
COULDN't've said it better.
Damn right.
