Kevin's Watch

Who is on your top ten list of celebrities that you would and COULD cheat with?

1) The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson - brains and beauty, sheesh, that makes him my number one
2) Johnny Depp - I just bet he is amazing
3) Steven Tyler - Years of worship can't be passed aside, ugly, obnoxious, throaty voice, no fear of spandex, I just love where I love
4) Sean Connery, he just gets better with age
5) Jason Patrick - DID YA SEE Lost Boys? Shise he is hot, to encompass hotness with him and Sean, baldness just makes the two of em hotter.
6)Bruce Cambell - i bet he can compete
7)Morgan Freeman, he has this eloquence and grace of movement that somehow enthralls me
Brendan Frasier, just hot freaking HOT
9) Jason Scott Lee, again with the hot, he's just hot
10) Orlando Bloom - Legolas, hot and hotter as his pirates charactor

I would cheat with Orlando Bloom. Yes, I would take him to a chemical factor on the date and push him into a vat of corrosive fluids. His weak presence would be eaten away in a matter of seconds.

I would do this.

1] molly ringwald
2] scarlet johansen
3] kristin hersh
4] tanya donelly
5] kim and kelly deal (counts as one)
6] gina gershon
7] holly hunter
8] Eleanor Whitmore
9] meg white
0] chloe sevigny

-Kristy Swanson
-Dana Delany
-Louise Post

Ooohhh "The List" thread... Ok, off the top of my head, in no particular order...


Gwen Stefani
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Nicole Kidman
Grace Park
Elisha Cuthbert


I'm sure I'll come up with more later.

Oh yeah.....Gotta add Grace Park.

CHEAT?!!! CHEAT ON MY WIFE????!!!


MY WIFE IS THE ONLY ONE!!!!










however, speaking hypothetically: Anne Hathaway pops in to my mind ... and I am sure there are many more in my dirty mind...

Heh.....I'm single. I wouldn't be cheating.

julie's purely hypothetical list.

1] tom brady
2] david gilmour
3] matt damon
4] russell crowe
5] vincent donofrio
6] tom selleck
7] donny osmond
8] mark wahlburg
9] bill belichick
0] john pablebon

Cameraman Jenn wrote: 4) Sean Connery, he just gets better with age

This was true until he hit about 95 or so. While I'm glad I'm a member of the gender which ages with style, there's a point of diminishing returns.

baldness just makes the two of em hotter.

Yeah, nothing like baldness to make a man hotter. All that hair just gets in the way of a sexy scalp. And those stupid Propecia customers are missing out on tons of potential hotness!

(I'm not making fun of you. Go check out my picture. BTW, you and KiGirl share this particular quirk of thinking bald guys are sexy. Lucky for guys like me.)

Oh, and my list? I'd tell you, but my wife reads these threads. And I might actually want to watch a movie with one of the ladies on my list. So . . . I'm not that stupid.

Malik23 wrote: (I'm not making fun of you. Go check out my picture. BTW, you and KiGirl share this particular quirk of thinking bald guys are sexy. Lucky for guys like me.)

bald guys are super hot. well, most of them anyway. some have a weird shaped head and need the hair to compensate.

Malik23 wrote: Oh, and my list? I'd tell you, but my wife reads these threads. And I might actually want to watch a movie with one of the ladies on my list. So . . . I'm not that stupid.

LOL! yea, blame it on your wife. truth be told, he doesn't want to see my list. (i'm going to be all sappy, but there is no one i would cheat with b/c what i have with malik is special and wouldn't be worth losing for 15 minutes in bed with a hot celebrity; i warned you it would be sappy).

15 minutes?!?!?

Damn KiGirl, you need to have your expectations raised.

KiGirl wrote: (i'm going to be all sappy, but there is no one i would cheat with b/c what i have with malik is special and wouldn't be worth losing for 15 minutes in bed with a hot celebrity; i warned you it would be sappy).

But what about 30 minutes . . .

Cail wrote:-Kristy Swanson
-Dana Delany
-Louise Post

You forgot Mark Harmon.

i just figured some self-absorbed celebrity would only take 15 minutes for himself and think i should be lucky enough just to have the opportunity.

which is nothing like my guy.

and malik, you're funny....not even 30 minutes, or an hour, or hours.

Vanessa Marcil



Naomi Watts

Wait, are Playmates celebrities?
If so ......

I wouldn't, for the same reasons KiGirl gave

Having said that...

Though there may be numerous I find attractive, I can only think of one who might actually make me consider it. I still wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend, but this one person would make the thought cross my mind, however briefly (and maybe not so briefly):

Can we start a similar thread for the confirmed Bachelors among us?

Sure. How would that work, exactly?