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CILF Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:29 pm
by emotional leper
It's an acronym. I will not translate.

Michelle Trachtenberg - She's only a month younger than I!
Emma Watson.
Laura Dern
Jennifer Morrison
Julianne Nicholson

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:39 pm
by storm
Ahem...teetering a lil close to the line on this one aren't we EL?

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:46 pm
by emotional leper
storm wrote:Ahem...teetering a lil close to the line on this one aren't we EL?
So, it's okay to have a thread about CHEATING ON YOUR PARTNER with Celebrities, but not a thread about not cheating because you don't have a partner with a celebrity.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:48 pm
by storm
My mistake...i saw emma watson's name and mistook the C in your acronym for "child" and not "celebrity".

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:50 pm
by CovenantJr
storm wrote:My mistake...i saw emma watson's name and mistook the C in your acronym for "child" and not "celebrity".
That was my thinking until I got to Laura Dern.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:53 pm
by storm
I apparently need to get out more...the only name in that list i recognize is Emma Watson.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:54 pm
by emotional leper
Dammit. Wrong person. That should read Emma Caufield.

[edit] Also, Emma Watson is three months away from turning 18. That's hardly a child.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:22 pm
by Gil galad
Natalie Portman :swoon:

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:35 pm
by Prebe
Anne Sophie Mutter
Image

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:05 pm
by storm
What is it about violin's that is so damn sexy...nice choice Prebe.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:08 pm
by Prebe
Storm wrote:What is it about violin's that is so damn sexy...nice choice Prebe.
Thanks, I like to think so. Notice the phallic inclination of the bow ;)

(cellos are even better, but I have always been partial to Mutter (those who know a little German will think that is funny)

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:54 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Prebe wrote:
Storm wrote:What is it about violin's that is so damn sexy...nice choice Prebe.
Thanks, I like to think so. Notice the phallic inclination of the bow ;)
From the angle I'd say it looks like she has a penis.

Which is fine if you like that sort of thing....i'm just saying........ :lol:

Re: CILF Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:35 pm
by wayfriend
Emotional Leper wrote:Jennifer Morrison
Brunette Jennifer Morrison or Blonde Jennifer Morrison?

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:39 pm
by drew
Apparantly this guy likes Jennifer Aniston.

Re: CILF Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:24 pm
by emotional leper
wayfriend wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Jennifer Morrison
Brunette Jennifer Morrison or Blonde Jennifer Morrison?
Both of them.

At the same time.

A Jennifer Morrison Sammich, you might say.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:56 am
by Zenlunatic
It's Celebrities I'd Like to Fart on, right?

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:58 am
by emotional leper
Zenlunatic wrote:It's Celebrities I'd Like to Fart on, right?
Celebrities I'd Like to Frack.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:01 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Image

I would not know what to say if I met her, I would most likely end up stammering something like "holy s**t, you're so hot" and would end up being escorted off the premises. BTW, that is Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:01 am
by Zenlunatic
Emotional Leper wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:It's Celebrities I'd Like to Fart on, right?
Celebrities I'd Like to Frack.
Frack? As in frackification?

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:05 am
by emotional leper
Jeanine Garafalo.