Kevin's Watch

I thought it high time we make a online comics thread to share wisdom and witticisms. Enjoy!

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I died alone.

You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.

Wyldewode wrote:You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.

No, it was just dangerous and I went alone instead of taking a kitten, and got eaten by a grue.

Emotional Leper wrote:

Wyldewode wrote:You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.

No, it was just dangerous and I went alone instead of taking a kitten, and got eaten by a grue.

Kittens have powerful magic. . . you really should have taken one.

I bet that kitten tastes sooo cute!

Tastes cute?

... I don't want to know.

If you taste cute, does that mean you might retch sunshine later?

dw

I'm with you, Tull. Unless he's talking about huffing kittens. . .

<straining HARD to hold himself back from making very bad double-entendre concerning inhalation and felines>

dw

Wyldewode wrote:

Emotional Leper wrote:

Wyldewode wrote:You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.

No, it was just dangerous and I went alone instead of taking a kitten, and got eaten by a grue.

Kittens have powerful magic. . . you really should have taken one.

Thanks, but it's too late now!

You didn't ask me, m'dear. Always ask Lyr what you need to pack before going on a long, dangerous adventure. In my book you can't go wrong with a Heward's handy haversack and a kitten. And caltrops. And a few throwing knives.

Wyldewode wrote:You didn't ask me, m'dear. Always ask Lyr what you need to pack before going on a long, dangerous adventure. In my book you can't go wrong with a Heward's handy haversack and a kitten. And caltrops. And a few throwing knives.

What about a bag of holding shoved inside another bag of holding?

And my giant miniature space hamster?

Is that a temporal anomaly, or just efficient packing?

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Is that a temporal anomaly, or just efficient packing?

It's what happens when you take Giant Space Hamsters and breed them to be small.

As to the Bags of Holding...

If you turn one inside out, you can walk through walls.

Emotional Leper wrote:
What about a bag of holding shoved inside another bag of holding?

And my giant miniature space hamster?

Can't really say about the space hamster. . . I only know the effectiveness of kittens. As for the bag of folding in a bag of holding. . . I'm going to err on the side of caution and say no--though some say it can be done. I do know that putting a bag of holding in a portable hole makes a hole in the astral plane, and putting a portable hole in your bag of holding creates a sort of black hole to an astral plane. Either way suxxors!

Which Edition Dungeons and Dragons planar cosmology are we working with here?

It's been a while since I've played.

Wyldewode wrote:It's been a while since I've played.

Must. Resist. Urge. to make. Buffy joke.

I think I'm the straightman for the Watch. . . I set up the jokes. . . and you complete them.