Kevin's Watch

I got a call from Chuck Norris today. It was a recording of Chuck asking me to vote for Mike Huckabee in tomorrows Republican primary. Here is my question: Was this a request or an order? What could happen to me if I vote for Obama in the Democratic primary as I had planned to do?

I think it depends on how Chuck's statement was phrased. Oh, and whether or not he knows where you live.....

Chuck would kick you butt with a spinning kick?

Unless you want your jaw shattered by a roundhouse kick, I suggest you do as he asks.

Or you could simply off yourself first, that way you wouldn't have to vote against your conscience.

If Chuck delivers a roundhouse, its not pain, but death that you will feel.

...publicly, i would not promote either Obama or Huckabee, if Chuck comes to your house to ask you, say nothing...then hope he can't know what you actually vote for inside the booth.

Chuck Norris harrassing voters for Huckabee: When Tough Meets Crass

Surely Chuck respects the Democratic process?

I don't see any of the millions of ninjas he's killed getting due process...so not likely.

storm wrote:If Chuck delivers a roundhouse, its not pain, but death that you will feel.

...publicly, i would not promote either Obama or Huckabee, if Chuck comes to your house to ask you, say nothing...then hope he can't know what you actually vote for inside the booth.

Chuck Norris has kung fu esp.

Luckily the power of Chuck did not fry my answering machine and I have decided to stick with my guns on my vote, Chuck Norris be dammed!

Godspeed.

If all else fails, just get in contact with Jack Bauer. Fictional or not, he could take Chuck Norris any day.

Screw Bauer. A paperclip can be a wonderful thing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1uw40An-A4

hell, Obama will kick your cracker ass if you don't vote for him. don't be worryin bout no chuck snorris.

Chuck Norris can liquefy your brain with a single thought. If he wanted you dead, you'd have never made it out of the womb.

I'd say you're ok. This time.

Chuck Norris does not Wield the Power Cosmic, tho.

Silver Surfer for President!

EL wrote

Silver Surfer for President!

Last I checked, Zenn-La wasn't part of the US, so not being a natural born citizen, he's probably out. He would meet the age requirement though.

Then again, if you don't vote for Hillary, Angry Bill will be after you. Possibly a worser fate.

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Luckily the power of Chuck did not fry my answering machine and I have decided to stick with my guns on my vote, Chuck Norris be dammed!

He Who Must Not Be Named whose name begins with C can crush tiny human Chuck, and He wants you to vote for Jerry Brown. But He doesn't take much interest in elections and will forgive you if you don't.

sgt.null wrote:

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Luckily the power of Chuck did not fry my answering machine and I have decided to stick with my guns on my vote, Chuck Norris be dammed!

This post has been identified as a "Caturday Outbreak." To keep it from infecting further threads, said post will be quarantined for a period of 72 hours. Further, any users who quote either my post or Null's will be fined 30 WGDs (which will be given to me so I can save for the UCMP HQ, which someone else is almost certainly going to get first).