Kevin's Watch

When Im in the Land it gives me the power to ignore almost anything else.

Oh yeah?

When I'm in the Land I'm a Vampire - you can keep your ring...

I'm going to go to the land with a coy of Lord Foul's Bane, an Freak EVERYONE OUT!!!

You're just playing coy...

I intend to keep the ring, but I also have some nice volcanic beach front property along Hotash Slay. Interested?

drew wrote:I'm going to go to the land with a coy of Lord Foul's Bane, an Freak EVERYONE OUT!!!

I think it would freak everyone out more (esp. the party concerned) if you could somehow take Donaldson to the Land instead. Talk about a paradox! (Not to mention interesting Existential debates.)

Exactly who would be the Creator, the Author or the Creator in the Land?

And which "Creator" would be responsible for the problems of the Land? (Because, as any real writer will tell you, s/he just writes the things as they are in his/her head; so technically, the Land --and therefore all its characters-- already existed. So it could be argued that the Author didn't necessarily create the problems, but that they were already there.)

Gosh, I really need to find a hobby...

I'm taking all the books, along with my White Gold College Ring (with my red gemstone - POC) and totally freak the Elohim out!

i am a going with a book about how to manufacture guns from primitive materials.

I am going with a Hang Glider to jump off Furl Falls.

what power would a simple wristwatch have in the Land I ask ??

It would depend on whether it was running fast, or slow, Oh Im sorry youll have to excuse me Im over thirty so in my minds eye watches still tick, and have hands. I can remember when telephones actually rang and cellphones weighed 8 lbs and came in a bag and... sorry maybe it would have the power to create an aimless rambling fool such as myself

Something Broken wrote:It would depend on whether it was running fast, or slow, Oh Im sorry youll have to excuse me Im over thirty so in my minds eye watches still tick, and have hands. I can remember when telephones actually rang and cellphones weighed 8 lbs and came in a bag and... sorry maybe it would have the power to create an aimless rambling fool such as myself

you might as well be from another land then!
i guess i come from such a primitive place as well.

I come fro Never Ever Land.

A Challenger II tank??

With depleted uranium and white gold tipped Raver peircing shells.

Donaldson has already been to the Land. That is why he wrote the books. He is Covenant.

How about a lightsaber and some serious Force? Or a transporter?

"Scotty, beam four thousand ur-Viles into deep space."

I would take my ipod (full of podcasts of stories to play for the giants), and my white gold engagement ring.

if we went to the land...if LFB took place in the 70s and chronicles 2 took place 3000 years later (10 years for us)...it would now be close to 10,000 years after TCs first victory, and 6000 after the second... do you think they have cars by now? heh