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Time to hit the gym fellas!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:19 pm
by Cail
That's right,
Shania Twain is back on the market.
Shania Twain and husband-producer Robert "Mutt" Lange are splitting up after 14 years of marriage.
Gigety gigety gigety goo!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:45 pm
by Cagliostro
I would date with her. Or I'd just do a one night stand and steal her earrings and sell them. My rent would be paid for at least a couple months.
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:47 pm
by Phantasm
That don't impress me much.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:01 pm
by drew
I remember when her song, "Whose Bed have you Boots been under" came out.
I was like, If I was with Shania; my boots would be GLUED under her bed.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:28 pm
by CovenantJr
Phantasm wrote:That don't impress me much.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:45 pm
by dlbpharmd
Well, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:25 am
by CovenantJr
I would. Cracker crumbs are scratchy.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:49 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Oh, I thought he meant the Kidd Rock of cracker. That changes the meaning of the sentence a bit.
dw
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:07 am
by dlbpharmd
CovenantJr wrote:I would. Cracker crumbs are scratchy.
Well, we can't all have such high standards, can we?
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:41 pm
by CovenantJr
I just have low crumb tolerance.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:29 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Note to self, no eating crackers in bed when CJr is visiting because he has sensitive skin ...
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:09 pm
by Worm of Despite
I thought she looked nice, but then again that's the world of professional make-up and digital whatnot. Geez, I sound like an old man. Bah humbug!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:20 pm
by sgt.null
she seems rather good looking.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:49 pm
by dlbpharmd
(edit)
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:58 pm
by drew
dlbpharmd wrote:Well, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for Sh*tting
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:28 pm
by Cagliostro
Ewww....
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:45 am
by CovenantJr
Depends on whether she does it in the bed. If she poos in the toilet, I really don't care. In fact, I'd probably kick her out of bed if she doesn't poo at all.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:35 am
by sgt.null
drew wrote:dlbpharmd wrote:Well, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for Sh*tting
that is more than any of us needed to know.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:14 pm
by Cail
...But entirely accurate. I'd let her poo on me.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 5:28 pm
by Cagliostro
I'm uncomfortable. I need an adult.