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A medical miracle
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:00 pm
by dlbpharmd
It's a wonder this kid survived.....

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:05 pm
by aliantha
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:05 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim

I bet he needed new pants afterwards.
dw
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:06 pm
by Menolly
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:07 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Bet that hurt when the antlers emerged...

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:10 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
[arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh] The buck stops here....
dw
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:01 pm
by Seareach

BRILLIANT!!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:58 pm
by Kil Tyme
He passed the buck.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:06 pm
by dlbpharmd
Kil Tyme wrote:He passed the buck.
...ouch....

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:52 pm
by lurch
..whats he gonna do for an encore'?
or...he really needs to learn to slow down and chew his food more thoroughly..
..or...And thats why I have a quart of hot coffee every morning,,Yessiree,, nothing like a dailey enema to keep you regular!
or...NEW!! IMPROVED EXLAX!!
or...what some people will do to get into the Guiness Book of World Records!!
or...article just below the one above,,," Town' s Sewer Lines Problem Solved"
..or,,current headline,,".Boys Rectum Mistaken for Carlsbad Caverns,,2 Spelunkers Missing."
or...Supreme Court upholds Boys Rights to Shit Deer.
or....OOOooooOOh,,so this is the part that Disney edited out of the Bambi movie so it wouldn't get a R rating!!
or..proud father quote.." why heck! we come from a long line of noted shitters. GrandPa shit himself an exact replica of the Pieta' when he was in his prime!..I shit me a moose up in Alaska last year. This boy is destined for greatness I tells ya!"
or...and the scream was heard in China!!
or...THERE IT IS!!! PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE ALREADY LIVING ON EARTH!!
or..the next question is..will the taxidermist touch it?
or..want ad in same paper :..For Rent; 1 Bedroom /Bath/ Kitchen , Boys Rectum. Incld's Off Street Parking..
or...Push for DEER SHITTING as a Olympic Sport begun by American Committee
or....whats the big deal? when he makes the Boone and Crockett Record,,let me know.
or..another sign that the " End Times" are upon us...
or..well,,thats one way to keep the game warden away....
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:54 pm
by Menolly
Oh gosh...
I think we're entering Watchie thread nomination status here.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:28 am
by Sunbaneglasses
And in the aftermath I wonder if someone said "I don't care if that did come out of the boys ass, I'm making sausage out of it"?
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:35 am
by High Lord Tolkien
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:12 am
by Brinn

That was probably a double flusher!
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:29 am
by Cail
Oh deer.....
I just scared my dogs laughing.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:35 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Well, the boy's last name is Cannon. Perhaps his middle name is Ass and that would explain his proclivity to shit enormous items...

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:49 am
by Auleliel
I just got in trouble because of my reaction to this thread. But it was worth it.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:07 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well, the boy's last name is Cannon. Perhaps his middle name is Ass and that would explain his proclivity to shit enormous items...

OMG!
That was awesome!

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:11 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Thank you. Thank you. I have my moments.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:11 pm
by Cagliostro
This article sounds like a bunch of crap to me.