Kevin's Watch

LotR and CoTC

Morgoth - I'm as bad as it gets! oops, void time again
Foul - I'm as bad as it gets! oops, sleepy time again

Nazgul - we terrify everyone! oops, deep water
Ravers - we terrify everone! oops, Bloodguard. oops, Forestal. oops Mhoram.

The Istari - we kick ass! oops, Radagast has gone nutty. oops, Saruman is pissed, oops, Gandalf, watch yer step!
Lords - we kick ass! oops, Loric, those guys freak me out. oops, Kevin has gone nutbar! oops, Elena is PMS!

Elves - we own this joint! sigh, screw it, we're outta here.
Bloodguard - we own this joint! sigh, screw it, we're outta here

Riders of Rohan - depend on us! we are saviour type heroes! oops, King has gone a bit funny in the head
Giants - depend on us! we are saviour type heroes! oops, kids want to eat our heads.

Aragorn - I am the uber ass kicker and King to boot! - oops, Troll
Saltheart - I am the uber ass kicker and a Giant to boot! - oops, hot stuff, watch yer toes.

Elrond - We must hold together to overcome! What? men? Shit, we're doomed.
Kevin - We must hold together to overcome! What? men? Shit, we're doomed.

Pippin- I'm an idiot
Hile Troy - I'm an idiot

Treebeard - so, tree, doing anything later? wink.
Wildwood - so, tree, doing anything later? wink.

Orcs - you want us to what?
Cavewights - you want us to what?

Uruk-Hai - where TF they come from?
Urviles - where TF they come from?

Wargs - hmm, yummy, women and children! ouch, ow! shit!
Kresh - hmm, yummy, stupids, ouch! ow! shit!

Watcher - got ya Frodo! ouch! ow! shit!
Lurker - got ya Shetra! ouch! ow! shit!

Summoning the dead - yeah? you and what army? oh shit
Summoning Nom - yeah? you and what army? oh shit

Sam - "listen to yourself! Do you know who you sound like? I love you Mr Frodo.
Linden - Piss off Covenant, you week kneed, leprous, whiny worm! I love you Thomas.

Frodo! - I'm totally clueless, but I'll run around like an idiot for a few books, get people killed and lose my mind!
Covenant - I'm totally clueless, but I'll run around like an idiot for a few books, get people killed and lose my mind!


and finally;

Sauron's Ring - I got it! no, I got it! no I got it! no I...oops
Covenant's Ring - who wants a ring! damn cheap! ring over here! hey you! want a ring? Shit.

That is SO the funniest thing I've read this year

Ooh so funny and ooh so true.

oops, hot stuff, watch yer toes.

I think Thomas Covenant is more " Psyko" than LOTR.
The world is really different. But , it's true , they are lot of commons points .

Ha ha, love it. Sharguild funny......