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A Very Strange Idea That Bit My Finger.....
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:30 pm
by Reisheiruhime
So, what god/goddess are you? No, there's no link, you just think (yes, I know it's hard, but you'll have to do it sometime) of what god/goddess you are, and then, if you like, tell us.
Me, I'm the Pie Goddess. I make people eat pie.
I'm also the Chair Goddess on Tuesdays. I make people bow to chairs.
So, what god or goddess are you?
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:33 pm
by Worm of Despite
I'm the Atheist God! I do nothing because as an Atheist God I don't believe in myself!
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:41 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Dude, you have it easy. I'm the Paper Goddess on Thursday. I play with paper.
And you don't have to do anything!
Let's trade jobs!
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:17 pm
by The Leper Fairy
I'm the Water Goddess... of all forms... snow, water... heck even water vapor.
I'm the penguin goddess as well
Muahahaha
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:33 am
by CovenantJr
I'm the Lentil God. I smite people with lentils.
On alternate Wednesdays, I'm also the Ferret God. Don't ask me why, it's just one of those things.
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:37 am
by [Syl]
Bow to Syvanus, God of Useless Knowledge, Small Woodland Creatures (ferrets being too domesticated), and Smoke.
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:19 am
by Damelon
Damelon, God of laughter, cats and Sam Adams beer.
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:44 am
by variol son
Vs, the god of domestic work. I rain fire and brimstone down on those who don't do their chores, especially the dishes. I am also the god of tree squirrels on monday, and the god of chinese food on tuesday (these two coincide as I am sure you can all tell).
Sum sui generis
Vs
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:00 pm
by Landwaster
I'm the King of Kevvalia.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:58 am
by hierachy
I'm Kronos - god of time.... or somthin ( It used to be my tag before hierachy)
So anyway now I'm Hierachy - god of everything that has a HIERARCHY, see I didnt just miss an 'r' out of my name cos I dont know how to spell; I had other reasons!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:40 am
by Kinslaughterer
I'm the demi-god of dirt and fairly large square holes...
To venerate me, my followers (who are a scant few but faithful) sacrifice ornate shovels and trowels.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:33 pm
by Hellfire
Lord Foul wrote:I'm the Atheist God! I do nothing because as an Atheist God I don't believe in myself!
Blasphemer!!!!!!!
I want to be Death from the Sandman Comics cause she rocks.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:43 am
by birdandbear
Landwaster - "When someone asks you 'Are you a God?' You say YES!"
I am the Goddess of soft, cuddly stuffed animals, and all things lost.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:44 am
by birdandbear
oops
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:53 pm
by Landwaster
birdandbear wrote:Landwaster - "When someone asks you 'Are you a God?' You say YES!"
Preaching to the converted, bedandbreakfast
I have a computer program I wrote in QBasic in which you start by creating a random bunch of people, and then just let the years roll by. They age, marry, bear, die, locate themselves, take up professions and sports, gain and lose financially ... do everything. It replicates the life of a community.
The name of my program? "I Am A God"
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:33 pm
by [Syl]
Don't cross the streams.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:12 pm
by Ylva Kresh
Damelon wrote:
...God of laughter, cats...
But you can´t be the God of Cats! There is only one Goddess in my home, and that is definitely my cat. She rules everything and keep the hearts of her inferior humans in the palm of her paw...
Would YOU like to shorten the claws of a Goddess???
But of course, there
might be an over-God for cats (a male Bast?)
