Foultars, 2nd Edition

[Worm of Despite]

Welcome, customers. The latest iteration of Foultars has begun. We are improving our wares by adding the following personalities, in addition to Ted Danson and Tony Danza:

Bob Saget

In addition, customize your Foultars with one of two catchphrases:

"The 80s never ended!" or "The butler did it."
* a new phrase has been added: "Don't touch me!"


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Seller accepts White Gold Dollars. Please PM for a price quote or leave your request here.
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[Sorus]

I knew this thread would make my brain hurt, yet I clicked it anyway.

[Auleliel]

I'm assuming that anything else he made would be of similar quality to his current avatar?

P.S. Lord Foul, if you're that desperate for WGDs, you could just ask and I'd probably be willing to donate them...

[Worm of Despite]

I knew this thread would make my brain hurt, yet I clicked it anyway.

Is it my writing style or the giant Ted Danson head?

[Auleliel]

Both, I think.

[dANdeLION]

You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.

[Sorus]

I knew this thread would make my brain hurt, yet I clicked it anyway.

Is it my writing style or the giant Ted Danson head?

The giant Ted Danson head, and the Bob Saget Threat.

[Auleliel]

You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.

Only six figures? You gotta be kidding.

[Worm of Despite]

You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.

You have the payment method bass-ackwards, though I'm sure the finished product will move you enough to fork over wads of steaming e-cash. We can negotiate price. That's insubstantial. What's important is you receive the "Foultar experience," which I'm still trying to quantify in words.

[Sorus]

"It won't make you go blind - unfortunately."

[Worm of Despite]

Like a hairstyle catalogue, here are Foultars for your perusal. Unfortunately, Myste's Foultar was smitten and will never be seen again.

[Avatar]

Oh no...not again...

--A

[Warmark]

Thread of the Year!

A Watchie must be on the way.

[Menolly]

...and here I thought I would be blessed with never having been exposed to a Foultar...

[Worm of Despite]

Menolly, your Foultar is 50% complete. Good luck.

[Menolly]

Oh...heavens protect me...

[dANdeLION]

You only have 189 WGD$. You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more that that (we're talking six figures here) to get me to use one of your Danzatars or Sagetars.

You have the payment method bass-ackwards.

No, I said what I mean and meant what I said. You may want to get rich with your foultars, but you'd have to pay me hansomely to use one. And even then, I'd likely just take your money and never use the foultar.