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If a Cop pulls you over..

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:27 pm
by lurch
..If a cop on a motorcycle comes out from behind a garbage can and pulls you over for doing 15 in a 10 mph zone, one of the first things to pop in your mind may be..where was this clown when my house or a neighbors house got broke into?..Of course the pat answer is,," we can't be everywhere all the time." But with a little thought, the cliche can be ridiculed. Yes the police can be nearly everywhere all the time,, by just making their presence known by a constant random " cruise" of troubled areas. Instead of hiding out in parking lots, or behind dumpsters.. how about a moving patrol that lets everyone see the red and blues ?

Another example of turning a cliche mite be,,If men think with their penis..then women think with their breasts..A little thought on that and you may see the truth of it..Which makes the original cliche ..a so what. Put the two truths together and you get..a Baby!

Any other babies made from turned cliches?

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:22 pm
by Cagliostro
Is intercourse a cliche?

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:40 pm
by lurch
..for the majority of humans, inorder to have babies, intercourse is the cliche', and yet, the act of intercourse has also become the cliche' of sharing "pleasure" between two human beings. Both of which the veracity of the cliche' is not guaranteed.

Put it on a bell curve and you get,,a curve that looks alot like a pregnant woman's abdomen.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:06 pm
by Cagliostro
And what a nice curve it is too.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:19 pm
by Cail
I do love me some pregnant bellies.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:19 pm
by lurch
yes.. a rare example of a bell curve with a certain " glow" about it.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:24 pm
by Cagliostro
Cail wrote:I do love me some pregnant bellies.
Me too. I can't wait for Carla's to get there.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:15 pm
by lurch
Here's one.." Rome wasn't built in a day"..Thats only because Marco Polo hadn't made it to China yet..If an Italian had made it to China before Rome was built, he would brought back enough Chinese to get Rome built in a day. I mean,, little over a year ago the Chinese said they were going to start a space program,,2 days ago one of their astronauts walked in space..Wow!

The classic " It was a dark and stormy night"..howabout..it was a dark and stormy day..or..the morning was dark and stormy but by noon it had cleared to partially cloudy with a lite breeze from the south west...May a lightning bolt strike that cliche' and enlighten it to oblivion!!

Re: If a Cop pulls you over..

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:24 am
by dANdeLION
lurch wrote:..If a cop on a motorcycle comes out from behind a garbage can and pulls you over for doing 15 in a 10 mph zone, one of the first things to pop in your mind may be..where was this clown when my house or a neighbors house got broke into?..
I don't think you understand. See, crime doesn't pay. I mean, a cop might put his life in jeopardy trying to stop a possibly armed and dangerous thief, and all he gets for it is a court date later on. Traffic violations do pay, however; they give you a ticket, you pay the ticket, and nobody gets hurt. As for my cliche, I'll stick with 'crime doesn't pay'.

Re: If a Cop pulls you over..

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:31 am
by lurch
dANdeLION wrote:
lurch wrote:..If a cop on a motorcycle comes out from behind a garbage can and pulls you over for doing 15 in a 10 mph zone, one of the first things to pop in your mind may be..where was this clown when my house or a neighbors house got broke into?..
I don't think you understand. See, crime doesn't pay. I mean, a cop might put his life in jeopardy trying to stop a possibly armed and dangerous thief, and all he gets for it is a court date later on. Traffic violations do pay, however; they give you a ticket, you pay the ticket, and nobody gets hurt. As for my cliche, I'll stick with 'crime doesn't pay'.
and with that, the cliche' of "To Serve and Protect" reads more like..to Serve you a ticket that Protects my wallet.