Kevin's Watch

When he's ordering wings at Hooters, do you think that SRD ever drops a percipience-bomb on the waitress?

"In receiving this gift of puissantly hot wings and the benificent aliment of this Diamondraught Light from you, I honor your surquedry as their giver. Lo, and more... I beseech of you that the captivating expression of your manifest beauty shall never pass utterly from the service of this waymeet."

Best thread of 2008 and it's only two posts long!

"How would you like your wings, sir: Medium, Hot, 3-Mile Island or 911?"

"HellFire!"

"O Wingthane, your scant cerements and titular presence has spawned in me a vile and puissant hunger. Can I get some wings and a pitcher of Bud?"

Oh, oh, oh! Someone do SRD at a Parent-Teacher conference!

(Thread of the year.)

SRD as a teacher: "It grieves me to speak unto you in this way: the daughter of your heart and loins lacks the necessary percipience to enable her Lordship. I, Staff Elder Donaldson, say to thee that if she is to make a place for herself here, she must give grave and lengthy study to the foundations of Lore, known to those of your world as Wreading, Writing, and Writhmetic."

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SRD as a parent: "Ms. Johnson, kindly demonstrate the tests of Lore for which my child has been studying diligently and incessantly for lo these past 6 moons.

<pause>

You have done this to my son!?!!?!"

Excuse me, I need to use the restroom. It is starting to get crepuscular.-jay

So Jay must again release the inchoate argent fire that lurks in his bowels.

kevinswatch wrote:Excuse me, I need to use the restroom. It is starting to get crepuscular.-jay

Cameraman Jenn wrote:So Jay must again release the inchoate argent fire that lurks in his bowels.

I've seen him a couple of times and never saw him formication!

Cameraman Jenn wrote:So Jay must again release the inchoate argent fire that lurks in his bowels.

He requires the Pepto that preserves.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Marry me Matrixman. You have just stolen my heart.

“Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”

"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?

"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."

"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"

"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."

"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"

"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."

Great one, HLT!

High Lord Tolkien wrote:“Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”

"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?

"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."

"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"

"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."

"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"

"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."

Gold!

Awesome!

Top shelf.

High Lord Tolkien wrote:“Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”

"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?

"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."

"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"

"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."

"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"

"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."

Heh, awesome. By the way, HLT, I love your avatar. The Life Aquatic is the best movie ever.-jay

Thank you!
It was fun.
(I'm sure I butchered the proper way those words should have been used but I tried to stay true to the meaning of each.)

This topic has so much potential.
If he really did speak as he writes I could see SRD in so many hysterical Monty Python-type situations.

Like at the Emergency Room explaining his infectious type of injury....
Giving directions that involves using descriptive colors....
Sports commentator at a boxing match or the Olympics.....