Kevin's Watch

Well, kids, it's that time again... I've had at least two stunning threads created to celebrate my existence on this rock, and now I will not be outdone; no, I will create a pre-birthday thread, 19 days before the fabled day.

Why nineteen? Because I just thought of it now.

In the first preliminary days of the pre-show, I will expand upon my far-reaching mosaic of existence and how its has infected every sector of civilized life (or is at least waiting to, like a delayed burst). Tom Cummins will interview me. Matrixman will give annotations to the interview. And in some special way, you will know by the end of this event that I am set to create a landslide in geopolitical, moral, and biological awareness.

For now, I will display some emoticons:

Happy early birthday, LF! Looking forward to the show.

Lord Foul wrote: Tom Cummins will interview me.

Guess you couldn't afford Dan Pigeon......too bad.

"biological awareness" Well, I guess you do have that Sunbane thing down pretty good...

Let the bells ring out and the banners fly!!!

LF will be...ummm...how old are you gonna be???

heh, happy pre-birthday, goob...

Pff. You're pretty goob-ish yourself. Shopping at Hot Topic. Tss.

I'll be twenty-four, Furls, by the way. 17 days to go...

hey, tripp skirts are hot. *shrug* pfft, you're getting positively decrepit. I turned legal yesterday. there's no way your birthday fun can beat mine... cute surgeons, cake, minor foot surgery, and oxycodene are a puissant combination... You should have a minor surgery! It'll be awesome... Maybe fix that 5 inch remix problem... Just kidding, man.


Edit: typing under the influence is a bad, bad idea... ^.^

No, out with your birthday. This is my time to shine (you damn wine-o).

happy pre-birthday my friend! I distantly remember 24. reverse those numbers, and add one, and thats what my next birthday will make me.

I think I'll wait for the actual birthday thread myself...There's only so much foulness...

--A

Right. There's just me, and the fictional Foul. And to some extent I am fictional, being a Kevin's Watch persona and in no way a representation of the real user. In no way.

Lord Foul wrote:(you damn wine-o).

Sniffle. I is not a wino... I is a Vodka-O, Russia's fifth largest export. And u seem like a pretty real user to me... unless you're a pigment of my imagination... A gray pigment! The Pixil-thane! Woot...

Hurry up and get old so I can make comments about the health of your colon and not feel weird.

not really... no colon comments, I promise... nooo, don't go there, please please no don't go there waaahhhhh....

Turiya Foul wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:(you damn wine-o).

Sniffle. I is not a wino... I is a Vodka-O, Russia's fifth largest export. And u seem like a pretty real user to me... unless you're a pigment of my imagination... A gray pigment! The Pixil-thane! Woot...

I am drug free, unless--unless--I have been standing hours in a concert and am quite famished and need some Heineken to boost me up.

Turiya Foul wrote:not really... no colon comments, I promise... nooo, don't go there, please please no don't go there waaahhhhh....

Go where? Elaborate.

Also, ten more days until the 24th year of my creation.

Hey there big guy. I hear someone has a birthday? *chuckle*

Well you do! You're a swell guy. Among the best. Take this link and go be a swell chap.

Just For You

Happy Birthday LF.

--A

Hippo birdie two ewe...

(dont' have the graphics so you'll have to use your imagination)



Have some bananas instead!! Happy 'release from your mother's womb' day!

Happy Birthday!

Lord Foul wrote: Tom Cummins will interview me. Matrixman will give annotations to the interview.

I can't get no annotation
I can't get no annotation
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm drivin' in my car
And that Foul comes on the Moto
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no annotation
I can't get no annotation
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm browsin' my pc
And that Foul comes on to tell me
How bright my posts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't throw
The same toga parties as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no annotation
I can't get no Foul reaction
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm surfin' round the web
And i'm typin' this and i'm spamming that
And i'm tryin' to make some deb
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'cause you see i'm on losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

i can't get no, i can't get no
I can't get no annotation
No annotation, no annotation, no annotation

(With apologies to the Rolling Stones)

You're fired!