Kevin's Watch

Yes, carpet matches drapes. She was very put out with me. "GOD. FINE. YES. THEY MATCH."

Real redhead?

Single? Name plz. Kthx

Ha, and she lives in Houston, too. Only problem is that she's got four kids and a GIANT HUGE ENORMOUS black baby daddy.

But she's really funny.

I don't want to hear about you checking out other people's carpets.

What's past is past. You're mine now. Unless you want to share her with me.

I'm a redhead too, but mine comes from a bottle.

Annalysei wrote:Yes, carpet matches drapes. She was very put out with me. "GOD. FINE. YES. THEY MATCH."

Victory!

If she loses the kids and the baby daddy, is interested in switching teams, and Katrina doesn't get her number first, I suppose you can put my name in the hat, too.

Also Seska tells me to tell you to tell Marianna she is missed. (I think it's because she doesn't like talking to herself, and gods can that girl talk. Yammer yammer yammer. She never shuts up. Make it stop! Or, at least redirect it.)

Now she's just turning into a tramp. Anna and I aren't touching her without our latex catsuits on.

I'm usually a redhead, but since my hair has started acting wonky, I haven't been able to dye it, so now I'm back to Excruciatingly Boring Brown. I have the pale skin of a ginger, but that's it. I'm so white I'm translucent. It has caused Mr Ellie many LOLs. Freaking mayan ancestry.

Tell Seska that Marianna posted. And she's pissed off at unlife in general.

Does that mean you won't try on the catsuit I got you?

Of course I will. Just let me figure out how to get into it. Baby powder?

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Only your wife gets pics. She may not share. OUR LOVE IS SPECIAL AND SECRET.

It's not a secret. You plaster it all over the Interwebs.

I found my own red-head.



I think Emily is wearing a wig.

Hmmm. I don't know if she's a natural redhead. She's got some dark roots.

Also, shut up, Led. It's secret if I SAY it's secret. Plus, it's not like I've taken out billboards.

Yet.

Also, I don't have any idea why my signature line is so freaking big. I went to the end of it and hit delete to see if there were extra spaces, but it's still pretty big. Sorry.

Each post will have blank space at the bottom, to make room for all the blah blah directly under your picture. Number of forum HP, number of white gold tokens, whatever.

Not billboards. Just web pages. Plus, my imagination is...

Well, let's just say it's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

I did, after all, come up with Janos. And that even creeped out Seven. (But still, the single most dasterdly in-game idea I've ever personally run across was from 'Trina's player.)

I'm sort of afraid of what we're doing in your imagination. But hell, Siggy put up ponygirl links, so I'm sort of afraid of what we're doing in HER imagination. Siggy, I'm only mildly flexible! Don't break me!

Although, to be fair, Siggy is supposed to be the innocent one, but we're pretty much both noobs at this "whole get in another's pants" thing, as I was locked in a keep most of my life and could only sneak off to go do my forbidden magic. Everyone was afraid of/hated me, remember? I could look to my heart's content, just didn't exactly jump any bones. Anna's all bark in that category.

There is lots to be said for unbridled enthusiasm, though.

I make good thinks in other games!

In the sacred texts of the Unknowable, there are whole chapters on intimate things to be done with the spell Prestidigitation.

The spell says its only able to make very mild effects. But if I can levitate a coin, I can do... ahem to Annalysei.

Some of the more advanced texts read like the Kama Sutra, and I've been waiting to try that stuff out for years and years. And now I have my first victim.

There's more than one kind of magic, after all.

Oh MY.

Doesn't that sound interesting?