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ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:08 am
by sgt.null
Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out.
gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
I have to say that the title is the greatest thing ever. i am writing a poem by that title. I want to name my band ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker.
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:49 pm
by Sheol
I saw this on the news. There was a picture of him with his face all scratched up. I havent laughed that hard in a long time.
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:58 am
by High Lord Tolkien
Maybe he tried paying in Shamwows.
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:21 pm
by sgt.null
The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
www.theinsider.com/news/1928560_The_Hoo ... entologist
someone needs to make a movie about this guy's life.
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:26 am
by Worm of Despite
Don't mess with infomercial people. If you think this is bad, wait till you hear what Billy Mays did.
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:35 am
by Auleliel
Who's Billy Mays, and what did he do?
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:50 am
by sgt.null
ShamWow Song (Lyrics from Vince Offer)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQcyhBsSjI
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:37 am
by Worm of Despite
Auleliel wrote:Who's Billy Mays, and what did he do?
He's the other infomercial guy, the one with the beard who goes "HI THIS IS BILLY MAYS!"
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:57 am
by Auleliel
*glad I don't have a tv*
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:11 am
by shadowbinding shoe
Auleliel wrote:*glad I don't have a tv*
You're living in the infomercialess age?
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:31 am
by Auleliel
shadowbinding shoe wrote:Auleliel wrote:*glad I don't have a tv*
You're living in the infomercialess age?
And quite happily too.
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:03 pm
by sgt.null