Kevin's Watch

The GAP Cookbook
Vector Shaheed's Famous Coffee
1. Walk to food-vend.
2. Place flask under dispenser.
3. Press button for coffee.
4. Complain that Orn can't make decent coffee.

Ciro Vasaczk's Not-so-famous Sandwiches
1. Butter two pieces of bread.
2. Place cold cuts between said buttered slices of bread.
3. Make sure the buttered sides face in.

Mikka Vasaczk's Hot Porride
1. Place dehydrated porridge in bowl.
2. Fill with hot water.
2a. For more kick, substitute Vector's coffee for hot water.
3. Wait for Nick to do something insane before eating (approx 30 seconds).

Morn Hyland's Favorite Protein Bars
1. Press button on food-vend.
2. Castrate nearest male.
3. Hijack ship.

Angus Thermopyle's Thermopo-bomber
1. Mix equal parts Red Bull and Rum.
2. Set off Singularity Grenade.
3. Party.

You rock.

You know, for some reason I thought Vector's coffee was something special... - beautifully described!

StevieG wrote: You know, for some reason I thought Vector's coffee was something special... - beautifully described!

I'm left wondering about it. He always talks about how he loves coffee, and how certain people don't make it well... but, seriously, what's their to it except pushing a button?

Even without the sci-fi food-vend, all you do today is measure out the coffee, put hot water in the machine, and wait for it to drip.

Best thread in the Gap forum in a long time.

Awesome observations (I'll be sure to make some VSFC soon!!)