Pantheon - The Third Age - Gamey Thread

[The Wind Breaker]

Ah!! I sent the dwarves to their forges with orders to make something with which to combat you, foul creature! They have returned with their greatest creation yet! Mighty Gungnir cannot help me against you, but the Noseplugs of Flatulheim will lead me to victory!! Have at thee!!!

Hah!!! Do you, poor substitute for an AllFather, think you can best ME!!!

*a hiss and then RIPPPPPPP* And a foul mist spreads, moving toward Odin, decaying all that it touches!! We will see how long your noseplugs last!!! MWAAA HAAAA HAAAA

There is noone who will help you!! All fear the WIND BREAKER!!!

[Han-shan]

Your overconficence will be your end! The Noseplugs of Flatulheim are made of mystic uru!! And I have but one eye to sear in your fumes-most-noxious. The pain of two eyes' burning might be overwhelming, but this I can endure!!

[The Wind Breaker]

*moves closer*

So you think!! *RIPPPP ROAR!! trees wilt and turn to brown sludge*

But with none to aid you, you will be MINE as I get closer and my odiferousness soaks into your very pores!!

[The Wind Breaker]

I am back!!!! ATTACK!!!!!

*a ripping sound is heard!! deific foulness wafts on the air*

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HEY!! Where'd everybody go!!!??

[The Numen]

With no one around,
If a man farts in the woods,
Does it still smell bad?

[Madadeva]

Only if the flora turn brown and then black!

[The Numen]

You have to open
Schrödinger's Box to find out
If the cat farted.