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Shark rides train, ends up dead in Miami street

After a short ride on Miami's elevated Metromover train, a dead shark turned up in the middle of the street, in the middle of the city, in the middle of the night, police said.

It's only a matter of time until they master air travel......

First candy-grams, and now this! *shudder*

It's the movie Evolution all over again! Once they learn to breathe our atmosphere only dandruff shampoo can save us- run!!!

The real investigation should be in how it made train fare. My guess? It was probably a pool hustler.

dw

Sharks are widely feared and touted as perfect killing/eating machines. Frankly I am far more worried about the two morons who dragged a live shark gasping and bleeding down the street. Sometimes higher brain functions just aren't enough...

OH NOE ALL SI LOST! If they grow opposable thumbs there is NO CHANCE.

Ahem ... I for one welcome our new shark overlords and look forward to their benevolent reign!

* runs to check the KW memberlist for obvious shark names *

Cail wrote:It's only a matter of time until they master air travel......

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure that scenario is exactly what Spinal Tap was trying to warn us about when they wrote 'Shark Sandwich'.

I think it's time to start praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to save us all from ruin!

Whatever happens, we must stop them from making loans!!! (Booo!!! Cliched joke!!!)

I suggest we cross-breed with the dolphins, or we have no chance against the sharks!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d52OvaP3IBA

You all think this is funny?
A god-damn shark took a ride on the god-damn subway and you all think that's god-damn funny.
I want to know what mechanism it used for transport itself from the ocean.
Bastard probably didn't even buy a token.
Was it mechanical, telekinetic, designed physical mutation or was it what I have been warning the world about for years now, a thoughtful strategic plan to concur the world and enslave humanity.

Many of you have probably ignored the ongoing Shark vs. Humanity War that has raged beneath and above the waves for decades now.
It's been a stalemate for years now, but I believe the tipping point came when Mexico finally had the courage declared war on these butchers and the War turned hot.

uk.reuters.com/article/idUKN2634668020080526

Tragically in May of this year after the Shark Empire took both Uruguay and total control of the Indian Ocean (now called Megalodonia)

But this June, unknown to the general public, something happened that what was perhaps the most devastating blow against the Shark Empire to date.

After a pitched battle in both the southern Atlantic, northern Pacific and Portugal, Humanity used the latest in nuclear tipped torpedoes and space lasers to crush the 2nd and 5th Shark army.

General Craig Clasen himself slew the Southern Supreme Commander in a vicious hand to hand battle beneath the waves.
See the following heavily edited, for security reasons, news report:

www.nypost.com/seven/03122009/news/nati ... 159201.htm

But now they're using our subways!
Who knows what their new insidious plan is now.

HLT is on it!

[As the late Rodney Dangerfield may have asid "On what I have no idea!"]

I was waiting for your post HLT.

--A

High Lord Tolkien wrote:You all think this is funny?
A god-damn shark took a ride on the god-damn subway and you all think that's god-damn funny.
I want to know what mechanism it used for transport itself from the ocean.
Bastard probably didn't even buy a token.
Was it mechanical, telekinetic, designed physical mutation or was it what I have been warning the world about for years now, a thoughtful strategic plan to concur the world and enslave humanity.

WAKE UP MAN! They're here, LIVING AMONG US. I don't like to get into controversial issues but Obama IS A SHARK. He was born out of the United States, in the Mariana Trench. He is always moving politically because if he stops moving he will DIE, like other sharks.

Wake up. All of you. This is serious. I have forces of power and will employ them on people's faces.

High Lord Tolkien wrote: ...
I want to know what mechanism it used for transport itself from the ocean.
Bastard probably didn't even buy a token.
Was it mechanical, telekinetic, designed physical mutation or was it what I have been warning the world about for years now, a thoughtful strategic plan to concur the world and enslave humanity.
...

How else does a shark get in the middle of the street?
It drove it's Plymouth Barracuda!
(Which was car-jacked, leaving the shark stranded.)

Actually, the story is that two men had caught the shark and tried to sell it to a few fish markets. Nobody wanted to buy the shark meat (since the shark was starting to attract flies) and so they dumped it in the middle of the street.
How they were able to board a subway train with it is beyond me.

Russia starts kicking some Shark ass:

They're infiltrating by hiding among illegal immigrants...then once they get their welfare cheques, they'll pool them together (hehe) and buy up all the aquariums to breed their own army. We'll never know what hit us.

They are trying to get their mojo back since Fonzie jumped one...
then Indy when out and nuked the fridge...