You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
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This is brilliant.
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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According to the Mormons they do.Daisy May wrote:I rather not leave my pets behind when the rapture comes
Do pets go to heaven?
I believe the JWs say they don't.
I'm not sure about Catholics, or the other Protestant sects.
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Though according to Mormons, animals are in heaven, I don't think they believe in the rapture... at least, not in the popular conception of it.Rigel wrote:According to the Mormons they do.Daisy May wrote:I rather not leave my pets behind when the rapture comes
Do pets go to heaven?
I believe the JWs say they don't.
I'm not sure about Catholics, or the other Protestant sects.
Though there may not be animals in JW heaven, there are certainly animals in their paradisaical earth.
Catholics, at least officialish, I'd say no, they also, if I recall correctly, don't believe in a rapture.
A good chunk of Protestant sects would probably also say no.
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Actually, every Catholic Priest I've spoken with has said "yes".
Although I've only asked about dogs. Everyone knows cats are minions of Satan.
Although I've only asked about dogs. Everyone knows cats are minions of Satan.
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All dogs go to Heaven!!!Cail wrote:Actually, every Catholic Priest I've spoken with has said "yes".
Although I've only asked about dogs. Everyone knows cats are minions of Satan.
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I wonder if that wasn't individual priests being hopeful so as not to upset animal-loving parishioners... because I didn't think the official Catholic dogma allows non-humans to have souls.
Technically, though, since heaven makes all things possible, I wonder if the priests' thinking is that one's heaven might come furnished with favorite pets and other items.
But, since the Rapture is a figment of silly Protestants' imaginations... it's all moot.
And cats are soul-less, which is why they strive to eat those of hew-mons.
Technically, though, since heaven makes all things possible, I wonder if the priests' thinking is that one's heaven might come furnished with favorite pets and other items.
But, since the Rapture is a figment of silly Protestants' imaginations... it's all moot.
And cats are soul-less, which is why they strive to eat those of hew-mons.
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Just for s*its and giggles, I Googled this....
There appears to be quite a bit of debate about it.
I dunno, but I sure hope they're there.
There appears to be quite a bit of debate about it.
I dunno, but I sure hope they're there.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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