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The title of this article was too good to pass up.

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Vlad Putin, we’re sorry we ever made fun of you. In an interview today with Voice of Russia radio, Russia’s space agency chief said discussions would begin soon over a plan to save the world from a collision with a massive asteroid.

It’s not clear how, exactly, the Russians plan to deflect Apophis, a chunk of rock the size of two and a half soccer fields that was first discovered by astronomers in 2004. Anatoly Perminov, the space agency head, promised that there would be “no nuclear explosions” and that everything would be done “on the basis of the laws of physics.”

Astronomers initially guessed that Apophis had a reasonably good chance of smashing into Earth on its first flyby; NASA now reckons that the chances of that have gone from slim (one-in-45,000) to almost none (four-in-a million). But despite the lower NASA estimate, the Russians aren’t so sure. Perminov said the asteroid “will surely collide with the Earth in the 2030s.”
Wow! That's a relief! It's a good thing that they're using physics to solve this pickle of a problem!

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This asteroid seeks to destroy us and our way of life. I say we suspend the laws of physics.
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:LOLS:

In SA, with 50 million people, everybody has a 1 in a million chance of being murdered every day. For 50 people every day, that 1 in a million chance happens. The odds are good, but it happens 50 times a day.

The earth has been nailed by asteroids, (and bigger ones), plenty of times in the past. The moon's craters didn't just form for show. It is, as far as I know, inevitable that the earth will be hit again.

4 in a million, (or 1 in 250,000?) might not be such a long shot afterall... ;)

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4 in a million, (or 1 in 250,000?)
Funny, that stat caught my eye as well. I guess 4 in a million just looked or sounded better than 1 in 250,000! Might as well have said it was a 200 in 50,000,000 chance or 50,000 in 12,500,000,000!
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Brinn wrote:I guess 4 in a million just looked or sounded better than 1 in 250,000!
I suspect it looks less likely than 1 in 250,000. :lol:

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Everybody knows that you can only have one significant figure in the denominator ;)

So that you can write it as P = 4/1E6.
P = 1/2.5E5 just looks to sloppy!
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Bloody scienticists... :lol:

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Kil Tyme wrote:Here is the Russian Space Fleet Pooty Poot intends on sending:

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Seconded, I am extremely interested in that picture. Retro-futurism is fascinating to me. (Loved Sky Captain!)
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Stupid Russians, trying to stop an asteroid without a wave motion gun installed on any of the ships in their space fleet.
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Perhaps we can send it (the meteor) democracy!
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:Stupid Russians, trying to stop an asteroid without a wave motion gun installed on any of the ships in their space fleet.
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Asteroid?
How about a small moon?

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Washington - The US is doing little to defend the planet against potentially devastating asteroids and is not doing the basic searches that Congress has ordered, according to a report released on Friday.

While most of the really big and obvious threats are being found, almost nothing is being done to find the smaller objects that are arguably a more likely threat, the strongly worded report from the National Academy of Sciences said.

"It means we are not looking for the small ones which can cause huge damage on earth," astronomer Mike A'Hearn of the University of Maryland, who helped chair the committee that wrote the report, said in a telephone interview.

"Why has nothing been done? I don't know," added A'Hearn, who was principal investigator of Nasa's 2005 Deep Impact mission to knock open the comet 9P/Tempel.

He said it was not clear whether the administration of President Barack Obama, who has declared his support for science but is struggling with an economic downturn and budget deficits, would work any harder to do more.

The US spends about $4m a year looking for near-Earth objects, or NEOs, that might come too close. In 2005, Congress ordered a broader survey to find 90% of near-Earth objects 140m in diameter or greater.

Something this big could cause enormous regional damage.

But Congress has not funded this search and neither former President George W Bush nor Obama have asked for it.

A'Hearn's committee made several recommendations.

"They are all expensive compared to what we are spending now. Compared to other things the country is spending money on they aren't expensive," he said.

"The minimal sensible programme is probably two and a half times larger than the current programme," he added.

To simply do what Congress asked in 2005 would likely cost $4m, A'Hearn said.

Defensive measures

And less than $1m is being spent to study what could be done if it looked like something destructive was headed toward the Earth, the report found.

At the very least, civil defence measures should be planned, A'Hearn said. "For an object up to 50 to 75m, civil defence is the right answer. You simply evacuate the area where it going to hit," he said - although he noted how difficult it is to evacuate areas where hurricanes are bearing down.

An object that size would create the equivalent of a nuclear explosion in the sky, blowing down trees, buildings and killing animals and people underneath it.

Larger, more dangerous comets or asteroids could be deflected or blown up, but it would take years of planning to do so. And no one has systematically looked at the diplomacy and politics that would be involved.

"It wouldn't be a dramatic change in defense department budget to develop the capability to destroy near-Earth objects. On the other hand, there may be other countries that might not trust us to do it right," A'Hearn said.

Or a programme could be interpreted as a weapons programme and a threat, so diplomacy would be needed to ensure international cooperation and acceptance, A'Hearn said.

A'Hearn said he was not sure if Obama's declared support of science would extend to this programme, or whether new space agency administrator Charlie Bolden would fight for it.

"The administration and the Nasa administrator say nice words about science but it takes a while to implement things," he said.

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