Kevin's Watch

I'm sure there are worse names out there, but right now, I'm thinking this is the stupidest one I've ever heard of:




A-Bomb. Short for Abomination. Get it? So very clever . Apparently Emil Blonsky, the original Abomination, is dead. Now Rick Jones, eternal sidekick, has his power. So, if the Hulk dies, will Marvel get an H-Bomb to replace him? And yes, that's a red Hulk you're seeing. And no, it's not Bruce Banner. Please, don't get me started.......

I've given up on Marvel.

hm, makes me want to drop an F-bomb...

A-Bomb. Well I guess it could be worse. I can't think of anything right now but surely there are dumber names than that.

Based on the news I heard about Marvel, they should have a "Goofy" pretty soon.

DOORMAN. For anyone who hasn't seen this character, his special ability is class 10-teleportation which means he can transport anyone, anywhere, as long as it's into the next room - am I missing something here!

D-Man!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun topic! I have no names to contribute, since I've read very few comic books (compared to you guys).

Sarge, that D-Man guy's uniform looks an awful lot like Wolverine's to my inexpert eyes.
Maybe Wolverine should check his closet to make sure nothing's missing.

And hey, a red Hulk! Awesome, in a sinister kind of way.
What? That's not Bruce Banner? What do you mean?
(No, wait, dAN, it's okay, you don't have to get up...)

Krazy Kat wrote:DOORMAN. For anyone who hasn't seen this character, his special ability is class 10-teleportation which means he can transport anyone, anywhere, as long as it's into the next room - am I missing something here!

It should be said, to be fair, that Doorman is one of the GLA, a Marvel group of superheroes with bizarre and almost useless powers who are intended for comic relief most of the time...

Oh, yes, I have another "good" name... courtesy of a website specifically devoted to silly ideas in comic books.

I give you... Arm-Fall-Off-Boy!

matrixman wrote:Sarge, that D-Man guy's uniform looks an awful lot like Wolverine's to my inexpert eyes.

It's a cross between Wolvie's and the original Daredevil costume. What I want to know is how the dude makes his beard disappear when he puts it on.....

G'NORT

Xar wrote:It should be said, to be fair, that Doorman is one of the GLA, a Marvel group of superheroes with bizarre and almost useless powers who are intended for comic relief most of the time...

I knew there was something not quite right about that character. I stand corrected.




I would love a stack of these comics!!!

Superman? That doesn't seem like a name I'd choose if I shot webs and had a big spider on my costume........

Old Doc Ock never did have the best eyesight, and I'm sure those Roy Orbison shades weren't much of a help.

His sight improved when he changed his prescription to Elton John glasses.

I'm not whining about Cagliostro. Until I went looking for the pic of who I wanted to whine about, I didnt even notice Marvel had changed the name. And that's funny, because I have this comic. Anyway, the name the character goes by in the comic (and the issues prior) in Sise-Neg. 'But wait,' you say, 'isn't that Genesis spelled backwards?' Why, yes it is. 'And they just threw in the hyphen so you wouldn't notice?' Yes, I believe that's so. 'But, that's stupid!'



Bingo.

Kite-Man



his alter-ego?

Charles Brown

his alter-ego?

Roy G Bivilo