Kevin's Watch

This just in.. Top News Stories from The Land


* Linden Abandons Pursuit of Staff, Calls Search Vain
* Esmer Named New Spokesperson for Prozac
* Nom Spotted at Boston Bar
* Al Gore Congratulates Masters for Reducing Power Usage in the Land
* Foul Boycotts McDonald's, Claims Golden Arches Offensive


(please feel free to add to the list)

I particularly like these two:

mirkfruit wrote:* Linden Abandons Pursuit of Staff, Calls Search Vain
* Al Gore Congratulates Masters for Reducing Power Usage in the Land

mirkfruit wrote: * Foul Boycotts McDonald's, Claims Golden Arches Offensive

*Hacker Reveals E-mails Between Elohim That Call the Existence of the Worm Into Question.

Actually I believe Kastenessen was involved in a "global warming cover-up" wasn't he?

On your headlines, and your avatar! It shall be stolen presently!

Anele pleads temporary insanity at Master's trial.

Conspiracy theorists claim that the fall of Kevin's Watch was an inside job

The Mirkfruit Growers Association's civil lawsuit for lost revenue against the Giants of Giant Home for it's participation in the removal of the Sunbane lost it's final appeal today.

Mitril Stonedown announces new village expansion.
Name to be Kevin's Plat or Stonewatch Falls.


Do you suffer from Demondin's Illearth Green disease?
Try Harrow's new Belly Munching Meditations Beads.


Vitrim! It's not your mother's recipe!

mirkfruit wrote:Actually I believe Kastenessen was involved in a "global warming cover-up" wasn't he?

This might be on my top-ten funniest watch statements...I blew the tobacco right out of my pipe bowl.

Ur Dead wrote:Anele pleads temporary insanity at Master's trial.

LOL! I love it!

Folks, we have some more breaking news stories:

• •"Back To The Future" Still Tops at Box Office
  •Al Gore Congratulates Demondim on Rediscovery of Green Power Source
  •Enraged Over Summons, Covenant Joins THOOLAH

OMG!!! These are great!!!!

Linden gives up search for Jeremiah: "He never loved me anyway."

dlbpharmd wrote:Linden gives up search for Jeremiah: "He never loved me anyway."

lololololololol.....

Flash: This just in.

The Worm at World Ends wakes up for a midnight snack.

Lord Kevin and Longwrath caught in shouting match:
Each one claims their version of "Slay her" is better.

Masters Anointed comes to blow.
It was a dealt half-handedly.

Harrow claims "Foul deed" sues Elohim in court.
Claims Infelice made Stonedowner throw rock at him.
Harrow exclaims: it was a shiney rock and it hurt too!
Infelice claims she wanted to add to Harrow's bead collection.
Foul gives up Creche to beachfront developers.

Ur Dead wrote: Masters Anointed comes to blow.
It was a dealt half-handedly.

The Humbled: Many will try, but few will make the cut.

mirkfruit wrote:This just in.. Top News Stories from The Land


* Linden Abandons Pursuit of Staff, Calls Search Vain
* Esmer Named New Spokesperson for Prozac
* Nom Spotted at Boston Bar
* Al Gore Congratulates Masters for Reducing Power Usage in the Land
* Foul Boycotts McDonald's, Claims Golden Arches Offensive


(please feel free to add to the list)

I think someone's campaigning for the 2010 watchies already

Stave receives first eye transplant.