Kevin's Watch

Hi this is the mother of David Williams / Lord Foul. I know he has some friends here and would like to tell you that unfortunately he has passed away. He was taking pain medication after a bad car accident and had some beers last night. Unfortunately he never woke up.

David had a poem by his bed when we found him. I'd like to leave it here for all of you.

I ask forgiveness.
Yet the sea
Sends only fragments,
Sands

Words
Fill no chamber;
Words
Seal no bond
Eyes dwell

These eyes once pierced
Driftwood, made worlds
Of a shore

I am deeply sorry to anyone who enjoyed his work or knew him. =o(

- Helen Scott

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Lord Foul wrote:Hi this is the mother of David Williams

Do you need some consoling baby?
(more than we do usually, I mean)

And, I get dibs on his stuff.

As the named executor of Mr. Williams' estate, I would like to inform you all that he has dedicated the proceeds of his novel sales to establishing a foundation for the teaching of poetry to illiterate Icelandic youths. Now is the time to match his example and donate. He'd want it that way. Contact me for details.

Does that mean we can break the Arch of Time now? I'll get the baseball bat if you'll get the blindfold.

I am deeply sorry to anyone who enjoyed his work or knew him. =o(

he didn't write it anyway so it doesn't matter.

Syl wrote:As the named executor of Mr. Williams' estate, I would like to inform you all that he has dedicated the proceeds of his novel sales to establishing a foundation for the teaching of poetry to illiterate Icelandic youths. Now is the time to match his example and donate. He'd want it that way. Contact me for details.

Let me be the first to donate. (Damn, what did I do with that Confederate $3 bill I had?)

Hey guys and gals. I'm not dead. Just in case you were on the edge of your seat.

Lord Foul wrote:Hey guys and gals. I'm not dead. Just in case you were on the edge of your seat.

No, I was enjoying a sweet dream. Now you've ruined it.

edit: to add
wouldn't want anyone to miss the joke, since the one legal funny day of the year is over...

Vraith wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:Hey guys and gals. I'm not dead. Just in case you were on the edge of your seat.

No, I was enjoying a sweet dream. Now you've ruined it.

Mrm. Nice to meet you too.

(Note to self: Do not die on April 1st.)

--A

seems i missed this posting.

so everyone agree that i had something withering and clever to say.

something that would make wilde envy me.

I think this was Foul's best post. Maybe not with the content but with the theme.

in memory of lorde fowle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0

Fo-wel was the great painter then and Watchism was a way of life.
V-Liza Minnelli

Instead of stubbornly attempting to use Watchism for purposes of subversion, it is necessary to try to make of Watchism something as solid, complete and classic as the works of museums.
Salvador Dali

Watchism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't insanity. Watchism to me is reality.
John Lenin

I was just ecstatic to find out, thanks to LF, that you can keep posting and adding on those beefcake muscle pounds after you're dead.
Such a legacy he left us all.

sydney barrett his-self wrote this in memorie of lorde fowle

rooftop in a thunderstorm row missing the point

With yellow, red and roomy food, and quivered
Crouching on a golden cushion
Undressed himself to disappear
Through an infinity of pleasure
And smiled to free the running me
With "Am I my brother's keeper?"
His meek hand on devils gloves
Shaping running blood

The prophecy, to recreate the truth
In visions of a seasonal mood
In truth, the only sight he saw
Lay hidden in the bathroom door
And spat on the rug
As high is high, so low is low
And that's the end of it

Sephius the King
Sephius the Great
Or Was he that Great?
Because he was Chinese
Myth
And a Constellation

Phillip Walraven



This poem always brings me comfort in rough riding times. I should know

Features

With Foul,...

You can Foul static methods and constructors.

You can unit test with simpletons.

You can create Foul objects of a class which have only private constructors.

You can create Foul instances of interface and normal class instance.

You can create Foul objects without any parameters even if the classes do not have default constructors.

You do not need to create expensive objects just for Foul constructors.

You can access private methods and attribute easily.

You can Foul private and protected methods.

You can use argument checkers or argument matchers.
You can change final variables.

You can change String values.

You do not need extending specific classes.

*covers face in hands* Christ... Is it a full moon or something?

This book should bo returned on or before the date last marked below.

MY esteemed friend, Dr. Foul has asked me to
write a preface to his book, and I willingly comply with
his request, though I can hardly think that any words
of mine will add to the value of the remarkable record
of Watch research which he has given us in this
volume. My observations, such as they are, will deal
partly with the writer's method and partly with the
matter of his book.

In regard to method, Dr. Foul has done his
work, as it appears to me, under the best conditions and
in the manner calculated to secure the best possible
results. Both by theoretical training and by practical
experience he was well equipped for the task which he
undertook. Of his theoretical training he had given
proof in his learned and thoughtful treatise on
the posters of the Watch, of his practical
experience he had produced no less satisfactory evidence
in his account of the natives of the Watch,
based on a residence of six months among them. In
Mallory's , to the east of the Think Tank, to
which he next turned his attention, Dr. Foul
lived as a native among the natives for many months
together, watching them daily at work and at play,
conversing with them in their own tongue, and deriving
all his information from the surest sources; personal
observation and statements.