Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:37 am**

Pi-rates.

Rimshot ...

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:57 am**

Good one!

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:53 am**

And I can prove it:

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:38 pm**

I just have to steal that to post to Facebook.
Thanks Vader.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:30 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:42 pm**

what's an owl favorite class?

hoostery

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:30 pm**

What do you call a suicide bomber monkey?

baBOOM
sorry for the hijack Vader but Balon did it first!

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:10 pm**

What do vegetarian zombies enjoy?

graaaaaains....

( I love bad jokes!)

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:28 pm**

cannibals at the circus enjoying lunch one turns to other and says..............

does this clown taste funny to you?

Posted: **Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:42 pm**

why does a chicken coop have two doors?

with four it would be a chicken sedan!

Posted: **Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:57 pm**

A married eel asks his bachelor friend why he's still single.
Friend says, "Not looking for just any girl, looking for....

A Moray."

Posted: **Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:41 pm**

sgt.null wrote:cannibals at the circus enjoying lunch one turns to other and says..............

does this clown taste funny to you?

This is my all time favorite joke. Followed by: There recently was a look-a-like contest in China - and they all won.

Posted: **Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:38 am**

when is a door not a door?

when it is ajar

Posted: **Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:22 pm**

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Posted: **Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:02 pm**

There was a meat and greet for vegetarians the other day but none of them decided to turnip.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:26 pm**

where does a four hundred pound gorilla sit?

anywhere it wants.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:29 pm**

What do you get from crossing an elephant with PB&J?

A sandwich that never forgets. OR

An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Posted: **Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:46 pm**

Which two sports include face-offs?

Hockey and Leper-Boxing:

Posted: **Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:48 pm**

And the corollary: Why did the lepers stop their hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Posted: **Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:15 am**

Penguin walks into a bar, says to the bartender, "Hey buddy, you seen my brother?"

Bartender says "What's he look like?"

3.14% of all sailors are what?