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Apes: ripped from today's headlines!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:09 am
by Lord Zombiac

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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:22 pm
by Zarathustra
Good thing they included the large black arrow, so that we can figure out where the raping ape is in the picture.
Honestly, it doesn't really look like she minds too much. Are we sure it wasn't consensual? She looks more bored than anything else.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:35 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
I miss those rags.
The more bizarre the better imo.
Weekly World News was the last of them and it was g-rated.
That actually happened, by the way.
They had a son, named him bat-boy.

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:55 pm
by Cagliostro
High Lord Tolkien wrote:I miss those rags.
The more bizarre the better imo.
Weekly World News was the last of them and it was g-rated.
That actually happened, by the way.
They had a son, named him bat-boy.

I was in a production of
Bat Boy: The Musical a couple years ago.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:08 pm
by Lord Zombiac
I loved WWN. I bought the original bat boy issue before it was a collector's item, and I had kept it for many years before it disappeared.
I was a vegatarian for about eight years because I kept getting food poisoning from bad meat.
The last time it happened, I was sick in bed for three days and had WWN clippings on my wall.
There was a Dick Kupla illustration of an article entitled "I ate dinner with space aliens."
It showed a hoard of aliens feasting on entrails while a man in overalls and a ball cap covered his mouth to keep from vomiting. That illustration made me decide to quit eating meat!
However, I had tendonitis from weightlifting without wrist wraps and it started to return when my daughter was born and I had to put her in the car seat.
I started craving red meat, so I began to eat meat again-- which, not surprisingly, cleared up my tendonitis!