simpson quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:49 am
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such
incident occurred in 1956 when..."
incident occurred in 1956 when..."
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:07 pm
D'oh!
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:21 pm
I think my favorite is Homer's "Great Merciful Crap! [My car!...]"
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:36 pm
Perhaps it's an obvious, easy choice ... but I've got to go with:
"Doughnuts ... is there anything they can't do?"
[Homer, Monorail episode.]
"Doughnuts ... is there anything they can't do?"
[Homer, Monorail episode.]
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:56 am
i'm floating to Africa!
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:40 pm
"Oh Marge, I love you. And it's not just the sex, it's the food preparation."
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:57 pm
Marge:"Homer, that's not God, that's a waffle stuck on the ceiling!"
Homer:" I know I shouldn't eat thee.. but *scraff* ummm....sacrilicious..."
Homer:" I know I shouldn't eat thee.. but *scraff* ummm....sacrilicious..."
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:11 pm
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
"Ach! My eyes these goggles do nothing!"
"Ach! My eyes these goggles do nothing!"
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:39 pm
"I bent my wookie."
"You soiled my dickey."
I don't know why, but these have been the most memorable to me.
Oh, and in the tomacco episode, where Ralph says it tastes like Grandma.
"You soiled my dickey."
I don't know why, but these have been the most memorable to me.
Oh, and in the tomacco episode, where Ralph says it tastes like Grandma.
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:40 pm
"Me fail english, that unpossible"
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:30 pm
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:04 pm
I've got a refrigerator magnet/bottle opener that says that___ wrote:"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:07 am
Homer's advice to Lisa:
"Trying is the first step to failure."
And of course, the prank calls Bart makes to Mo's Bar.
"I need Amanda Hugginkiss"
"I want to see Oliver Clothsoff"
"Trying is the first step to failure."
And of course, the prank calls Bart makes to Mo's Bar.
"I need Amanda Hugginkiss"
"I want to see Oliver Clothsoff"
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 12:34 am
You did it, Nibbles! Now... chew through my ball sack!
I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!
And pretty much the entire Monorail episode.
I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!
And pretty much the entire Monorail episode.
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 1:19 am
"Save me Jeebers!" - Homer
"If good manners are old fashioned, you can call me a caveman!...If they existed...which they didn't!" - Flanders
"If good manners are old fashioned, you can call me a caveman!...If they existed...which they didn't!" - Flanders
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 10:57 am
Homer: "God...he's my favorite fictional character."
Homer to Lisa: "Well, I hope you learned your lesson: Never help anyone."
Homer to Lisa: "Well, I hope you learned your lesson: Never help anyone."
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 11:54 am
"Stupid garbage. Hate world. Revenge soon!" - Homer takes out the garbage.